When, PIGS Can Fly, They Become Faeries

Monday, December 31, 2007

Sweet.

Omg, lol i just woke up, i shall go buy my shoe.

Had a dream.

Bout this girl.

Was soo nice la!

So sweet!

Then we has this relationship.

The dream was soo nice.

I curse myself for ever have to wake up halfway.

No, it wasnt a wet one retard.

Its soo nice omg.

no it wasnt hanyu.

After not seeing her for some time, i cant really make up how she looks like, cos you know, everytime i think abt the face, then i see in real life, its soo much, i mean, the real life one is like 5x cuter lol.

Dreaming.

"So im going home, im going home"

tEhs Hawtness
11:50 PM

Shlart

i just got my haircut and its sho shalrt.

when i first saw it. i was like, ....

Well, not nice just makes it all the cooler

so i like it more now.

"Motherfuka my hair is sho sexy it burns your penis, Mon."

O.o
o.O

Fugly hair makes up for it by being khoole.

Lol.

tEhs Hawtness
10:48 AM

Okok, how long havent i been updating?

Quite long i guess, i just dont want to bother lol.

So,, training and stuff and yes yes.

So i went out on Baby jesus birthday. Watched I Am Legend, guess it was ok.

And Thurs training, we had track party, well lol, without all the S4 and guys lol.

Only like gerald and , whee harris came! lol.

Then all the sec 1 and sec 2. Lol. Then karmin so hardcore go train.

So had like Waterpolo and basketball, u have to agree some of them's basketball is good, really good.

Then what, hmm, i forgot.

So thats that.

YES today i got my mp3 repaired, not much of good lol, freaking mp3 doesnt take MPEG 4 files, i have convert to WMA through the dammed windows media player, wasting shts of time.

Yea got Jchou's new album, got some good songs, one had thei November chopin flavor in it.

Which is hawt.

" Cos we lost it all, nothing lost forever. Im sorry, i cant be, Perfect."

i like that :)

The FIR one, is like, no wtf, nvm, i dint really listen to the songs, cos i just, stopped after a while, well it takes time to appreciate it.

Mutilate o.O

Christmas- "What do YOU want from santa?"

caption for a picture depicting santa carrying a bag of BDSMed girls.

A quote from some rogue.

"

'Leveling daggers of any kind is kind of like S&M.'

Kind of like S&M without the kinkyness, sex, and the fun.

So really it's nothing like S&M, it's more like slamming your penis in a door."

Tim Neo does not have the kinkyness, sex and the fun.

So...

O.O

wait i just found out that my mp3 DOES support Mpeg 4, but wtf, it doesnt fking show in the music list, fking hell. Annoying.

And i have to convert it to fking noob WMA and still i can only see some..

AAAAA

MUTILATE JIU JIU JIU

O_o..

3.7K OMFG GGXXYYZZ!!@$#%#@

o___O..

tEhs Hawtness
8:37 AM

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Workout.

So i missed sat training cos i slept too late and refused to go.

Oh and Hanyu started training that day.

nvm.

So i went to start wowing because i just had this urge to.

Sudden urges.

Yea so today, went training, and good grief its raining, my heart is fluttering. well it should, but i dint sorta feel that way, even tho i do feel happy when i reminded myself that its raining.

So went there and what, slipped on some mud and fell, scratching some fingers leaving a weird "z" mark on my finger.

Then start warm up and halfway what, Loh come in say Long and mid D go out.

Then jinglong get to stay, ftw.

Then what, its still raining?! Its heavy drizzle.
And i was like saying " Later he ask us run naked again"

Then really, ask us to take off shirt. Omg la. i so accurate.

Well i dint take off, im still sorta fat.
They dint want to see either.
So ran what, fking hell loh said 52-55s per 300m. sets 6 6 6.

Of cos, i dint manage to reach that time, but nvm i am not expected to do so -.-

Then somone said they heard he gtg at 4 30.
Great.
2nd set Loh wanted us to do 50s, wtf!
Well i think i just did even slower than 2nd set.
And Hanyu was like near behind, hmm whats up, she aint in front as usual.

Oh Lol, she was away for a week.

Then 3rd set he dont care arldy.
never do
Yay! well, not really, not that i care but its still great.
So did strengtheing and stuff.
Then this Uni guy do with me, canot do situps and pushups.
Lol, well hes pretty small considering how old he is "supposed" to be.

Then the short D went to do some 30m stuff, zzz.

Then at home i just feel so friggin frustrated, and took drugs for about an hour.
After all the pent up feelings just slipped off and i felt good.

Then read up some I-weekly. What fann wong has become some big shot, compared with zoe tay.
I mean, yea,i used to think fann was pretty when i was,
when i was.
P2!

Now i just think her acting is shitty and the way she poses herself seems so, act.

And felicia chin is growing oh sooooo purtier all the time. She looks alot better everytime she reappears, omg lol, shes like some huge starlet in the building.

And what, some stuff abt guo mei mei. wtf.

tEhs Hawtness
4:33 AM

Thursday, December 13, 2007

God.

OMG this article is lulz-worthy

God
Note that ED does include racism sexism and all that, if you are a sensitive person and devoted to your religion reading this article might twist your understanding of things and create conflict in your mind causing unusual spasms and rapid shivering and the unleash of PMS.

And this quote!

"Recently, he was decisively proven not to exist, thus ending all arguments ever. Self-righteous atheists all over the world simultaneously reached orgasm in their parents' basements. "
by ED.

Note that "he" refers to god.

TOTAL LOL.

holy sht, this article is seriously hawt lulz!

God Loves Children-HAHA

Oh My God.

For those who did not heed my warning as to not visit the site if you are over sensitive or devoted to your religion, this will be the end result- God Exist.

I have to say,,,, that vid,,,,, THe most friggin scary part have to be the first part when he starts speaking.

Yes it kinda freaked me out ,but, weird is that i laughed when i got freaked out, kinda scary but i am laughing while im freaking lol.

tEhs Hawtness
1:44 PM

Wing flapping insects

The butterflies are against me today, probably for squishing a caterpillar 5 years ago.

Today when i was resting during training. This yellow butterfly landed on my bag, then i take the water bottle, drank and put it back, the butterfly land on it and walked around, i tried to shoo it away, prob threw some powder there. Then the butterfly landed on my bag, i tried to poke it to make it go away, it doesnt.

I hit my bag to make it fly, i smacked, it walked abit.

And its like, i have to shake the bag violently before it stars flapping its friggin yellow flaps. spraying powder everywhere.

Then at home, suddenly this bug, i tot was a wasp, came flying in my room banging everywhere, the cupboard, the wall, the door, flying everywhere knocking everywhre making my ears filled with BOOM, THUMP, TWANG, PIACK. Then i was like, stupid bug. Then i can see this black thing flying around at a fly's speed knocking into each part of the wall 5 times on the head before it flies off to know at some other random place.

Later i go out of my room, i see the frigging bug on the wall, stoning.

What, a moth.

Then i was like,wtf? i tot moths dont bang heads.

Then 1 hr later, it starts head banging.

Nice one.

tEhs Hawtness
11:03 AM

Pills of hormones stimulation

"Ecstasy
Ecstasy is the club name for methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Ecstasy is number one in the rave scene. Ecstasy makes you dance like a retard and participate in "glory holes", were you stick your penis through a hole in a bathroom stall and have it sucked on by a gay man, but it's ok, cause you can't see his face. On the bright side, women on ecstasy tend to take their tops off, providing for many boob shots and the possibility of hot sex (or lulz if the girl is fat)."

by ED.

TOTAL LOL at the " lulz if the girl is fat"

HAHHAHAHAHAAHAH

Labels: Quotes

tEhs Hawtness
10:00 AM

Shedding them unpleasant flabs.

Was like going to shower?

And took out a weighing scale?
And?

It displays?

65-65.5

Total own.

Its what, i dint do anything, just the usual, and my weight just dropped like that.

you know? Like That.

I have just dropped form 71.5 to 65 in 3 weeks, can you feel the Pro-ness?
6 kgs.

Mahwahwahwahwa.

tEhs Hawtness
4:41 AM

Pumping those poles.

Sooo, slept at 7 30 lol.

Went to training and what do we hear from karmin?

" gerald has stomache flu, my brother has flu and so does nicholas has flu."

Good joke, they prob pon after discussing together.

And they said was due to ytd's training.

So what, kartik, hanyu, gerald, ziyang, nicholas and the usual all dint come.

All trying to skip training after Loh came back.

Then, since loh aint here yet, margeret asked us to jog 2 rounds.

wow yeah, 2 rounds.

And the weather is so, damned, pharquin, HOT.

I predicted its gonna rain.

Even though the sun seems to be burning down on us for the sake of adding more agony to Loh's training.

AFter we finished 1 round, loh appeared and you know, Loh Will Never Ever Give 2 rounds for warm ups. So we had to do 4 rounds instead.

The pace was quite ok, i was at the back group with wee hong and all.

Ask me to join the front group i will die, Farhan and all.

Yes, why did Farhan and Brandon choose to come? They just makes the training harder since they are soo dam fast.

Why? you ask. cos we have to follow their pace, for those who dont know running.

Then after the thing we were like, omg we are so gonna do Long D, cos we had 200s on tues, and margerets gonna tell Loh.

Omg, so gonna be long D, like u know 1k 2k, and we were all like, No please.

And we were all hoping rains gonna pour, Come rain, come to me BayBeh.

Oh yeah.

So with the sun glaring, we went down and what? No no 2.4k x 3 sets.

We went to do drills.

Even if its a blessings, doesnt say that we arnt gonna do long d, drills can be a sign for stuff like, 800m time trials o.o

Tho he will usually say that before hand.

So drills we did, and loh came up to provide his " New exercies"

He always seem to have new ways of torturing us everytime he comes back from Some competition.

He prob goes around and all the coaches will sit down at a table, then they will talk about how joy feels their heart when they see us panting like dogs and kneeling on the floor, saliva shot putting into the fields.

Its a joke ok?

First he did this arm swinging style with high kness and asked ask to sprint with that arm swinging.

Well i dint learn much cos i was blocked by so many ppl who were slacking behind and then i cant really incorporate the arm swinging into my running.

After that he wanted something like lunge 5 times and run.

I dint really get it right and dint feel a thing.

Brandon and Farhan were like, saying this dam tiring.

Well i dont know if they are for real since they did it well, while i was like anyhow.
But theres also a possiblity that they are saying to make sure Loh continues this thing for the rest of the training.

After that we were like resting, then suddenly came Loh.

What? 45 mins Far Leg.

You can hear it loud man, a unision of voices saying." uhh.."

So the jumpers and the shitty sec 1, yes, the pharq face and this anorexic nerd came.

Why? why?! the pharq face should just pharquin quit track for the sake of pharquin saving us from noticing his pharquin existance by seeing his pharquin pharq face.

He cant run, hes a luser, and most importantly, he has a pharq face, i think he should just leave track alone.

As i was saying the jumpers and the others were to only do 15 mins, while the LongD had to do 45 mins, truth to be said, in all my training, loh had always said 45 mins, but i never did accomplish one, cos he always stops before 45. most was 35 or something, yes, Loh is being nice.

So off we go, with 200, and 1 laps and 30m,stop 3 secs, 30m!, stop 3 secs, 30M!.

And what, after like 25 mins, the worst part is.

First, a 200, jog jog, 150m, and what, after around 50m of walking, go a 300.

That was like, mad.

So had to do it, and what? Loh give chance and another 300 after that 300 would suffice.

That was craz.

But its better than doing another 15 mins. So we did a 31 mins Far Leg.

Yeah as i said, to date ive not done a 45 mins before o.O

I have to say that, its kinda shiok after the Far legs.

Yeah the feeling of blood rushing.
The great thing is that i did push quite some, dint slack, wheee! I can follow them hwa hwahwa!

Well i still was behind for some bit but i did manged to follow behind. Great work done! fatty!

Im not that fat now, trimming of loads of sht arldy.

And throughout the training was like, Loh keep saying ive slim down.
Then strengthening and all and stuff.

And home!, well, im going home with karmin and junkai so we sad there to wait for Loh to get off the phone cos she wanted to ask him something.

Then he was on the phone for like how long, then when hes done, said that, hes coach, 80th birthday! whoo. He said hes coach was really good, but was fierce.

Told us that, when he was young, all the National Athletes would gather at this one track under this Coach and train.

And he said how he ran 300Ms till butt pain leg pain and all pain.

And that the Dunno what, Uk ppl or something, Were paid to train, and that they were real fit, really fit.They are soldiers i think, i dont really get what Loh was talking about -.-

Yeah and talked for so long.

He also said that, What, having late nights and coming for training with insufficient sleep will lead to TB O.O!
Tubercolosis. omg, im a victim, will i die? Omg.

And this dam funny thing, johnker was like using his hack on Junkai's phone and then he go locked his phone.

HAHAHA! then junkai canot unlock, then john go change the language and play the music on junkais phone.

Using his Own phone.
Its a hack that only applies to sony eric victims.

You hack through bluetooth and you can view their messages, play the music on the sony eric, delete stuff, set stuff, lock the phone, change lang and stuff.

And was dam funny, cos suddenly junkai phone was like locked then played " Dance Dance" by FoB.HAHA was joke!.

So after that i head home, and my mp3 was playing.

"Its Gonna Rain" by Bonnie Pink.

This 1990s jp song.

And it just sooo suited my feelings right there and then.

Cos its like, yeah, its gonna rain!.

And could have got high on that song.

I first know that song from Samurai X ending.

Or Ruoroni Kenshi.
I watched it in like p4 o.O

Was quite a great show. Its anime.

tEhs Hawtness
4:05 AM

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Nsk is wrong

Now there are ppl saying that i am nsk due to the awesome uses of incredible words such as
Hawt!
Pharq
tEhs hawtness.
Orh Mai Gawd.
Arhsdoubleeeuacheorhareyee.
Note that nsk never use this phrases. Nor do tweet.
Nsk have typical typings such as ii lUrBss eUux.
As you can see they are fond of including extra x, z, y, s, and doubles.
While LeetSpeak is ju5t s0 l33tsp34k.
Nsk often uses their language to prove that they are nsk and are " In" by doing so. They also think that their language is Cool, and unique and fun. And also their standard of " Not Lame"
Leets, no dont ask me, their species are rare here.
My style, however, is intended for emphasis and humour, and also you do not see many typing the way i do, i do not follow. Many of this are created originally by ME, myself and wenyi.
If you see any other persons that uses the same set of languages as i do, its merely coincidential.
I do not deny the fact that some of this might have orgins from ED and stuff.
But they are merely for humour and my style, unlike so many others who prefer to follow others and type with x and y and z and what not.
You can continue calling me "nsk"
But that just makes u a joke.
HAHA U JOKE! HAHA.

tEhs Hawtness
10:12 PM

Phaylure.

Phaylure is a form of Failure.

It can either be used as a form of insult, joke, praise, side speech, blessing, or curse.

As you can see, literally, it also means phay lure, which makes the victim as a target of affection and attraction from phay. who is a MCR fan.

The first of the orgins and one of the biggest trendsetter, must be from the Channel 8 show years ago, called, "有福".

"失败啊！失败！" by the ah peh in the show,

Labels: Trends

tEhs Hawtness
12:28 PM

Fearless. HUO HUO HUO!

Saw this sht on friendsters bulletin board o.o
I actually bothered to look, yes.

Since i have not much to do now, i will attempt this rubbish.

you get 30 or more you areparanoid.If you get 10 or less you arefearless.People that don't have any aredummies that want people to think theyare tough stuff.I fear...
[ ] The dark-Now thats paranoid.
[] Staying single forever-i will still have my family right?
[ ] Being a parent-maybe, i dont know.
[] Giving birth- i feel my anal region stretching impossibly.
[] Being myself in front of others-Well dont i love it.
[ ] Open spaces-The track o.O
[ ] Closed spaces-My room.
[] Heights-Maybe.
[ ] Cats-Meow~
[ ] Dogs- im scared of " chrys"
[ ] Birds
[ ] Fish
[] Spiders-Ron weasly
[ ] Driving or being in cars
[] Flying-In a plane or myself? o.o
[ ] Flowers or other plants-im scared of wachapoche
[ ] Being touched-MMM! lol. not greasy old man.
[ ] Fire-If it burns me
[x] Deep water-i will drown! cant swim.
[ ] The ocean-Aint it beautiful.
[] Failure-HAHA U PHAYLURE.
[ ] Success
[ ] Thunder/lightning-Its Hammer Time.
[ ] Frogs/toads
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend s dad-O.o
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend s mom-o.O Eeur mar dar.
[ ] Mice/rats-im paranoid of Andrew Lee.
[] Jumping from high places, if it means suicide, yes.
[ ] Snow-If its a snowstorm.
[ ] Rain-I love it.
[ ] Wind-Can u feel the wind? omg i love wind on my face.
[ ] Crossing hanging bridges-Its fun.
[ ] Death, thats pretty hard to say, cos, maybe if the axe chops down, i wont feel a sht.
[ ] Heaven-Fk u.
[] Being robbed-Im a tracker, unless u have a gun.
[ ] Cotton balls-Your balls.
[] Cemeteries-wow.
[ ] Clowns- who me? pharq queue
[ ] Large crowds
[ ] Men
[ ] Women-Whatcha sayin'? ye sayin me hate wombman?
[] Having great responsibility- i dont know.
[ ] Doctors including dentists-gynae on me, omg.
[ ] Tornadoes-Its horrible, it destroys people, not only lives but souls of those alive.
[ ] Hurricanes-Isit worse? no?
[x] Diseases- why would i want AIDS.
[ ] Snakes- i think so, if they are the wild ones staring at me with blind eyes.
[x] Sharks- Not the aquariam nerd sharks. Nerds dont bite.
[ ] Friday the thirteenth- Ask my grandma.
[] Ghosts-HAHAHAHAHA
[x] Poverty-Beethoven.
[ ] Halloween-Im a ghost, fear me.
[ ] School-....
[ ] Trains/or railroads- if im bound there on the track. o.o
[ ] Odd numbers-Hiokmui.
[ ] Even numbers-Another one of his fears.
[] Being alone at night-Home Alone
[x] Being blind-I dont want to know how kelvin chen feel, i know its horrible, tho i dont symphatize with him
[x] Being deaf-Omg, no more medicine, NOOO! and i cant hear that sweet voice? NOO!
[ ] Growing up-dont think so.
[ ] Monsters under the bed-im shivering.
[ ] Noise in the night-Fking hell, one of the reasons i cant sleep, construction works, fk.
[ ] Bee stings-i think so.
[ ] Not accomplishing my dream/goal- dont have one -.-
[ ] Needle-O.o
[ ] Blood-its in me, my friend.
[ ] Dinosaurs-ROAR! GRR!
[ ] The welcome mat- A Joke?
[ ] Feet-should i chop mine? im freaking out at the sight of them.
[] Having your heart broken- should i sob and cry and go Emo.
[] Being rejected-How sad.
[ ] Whales-do they go " Mooooo~"
[ ] Ur mom-HAHA EEUR MOM IBX MAIS F34R!
[ ] Ur dad-O.o
[x] Rapists-OMG, OLD MAN POKED ME BELOW.
StrangersPost it with the subject:.I fear _ ofthe 71 most common fears-u joke.

tEhs Hawtness
11:50 AM

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Seriously

The internet is serious buisness.

You can find moar of this Here

Quotes:

"On January 14, 2006, a new lawsuit came about when a "man" sued his internet buddies after he was made fun of in a chatroom. This is an excellent example that the internet is still SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. "
by ED

Oh and please rmb that the WoW article in ED is like ownage.

And this- Loot- HHAHAHAHAHA LOL

And this is horror.Whore

OMG OMG! WhoreLore- this link was found in ED wow article.
It contains nudity and stuff so enter the site at ur own risk. Know what,its pron with swords and sorcery

HAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG OMG JOKE!!! HHAHAA OMG
So now its 6 am, sian sian sian.

tEhs Hawtness
12:16 PM

Sleepless

This is becoming like some sht problem.

I cant friggin sleep omg.

its 4 am now.

And i so want to go for training 2mr??

And sht ive been lying on my bed for 2 hrs and i cant sleep at all.

Wtf is this.
Why cant i sleep.

sht sht sht sht this is bull sht fk it.

okok since i cant fking sleep, i might as well do some posts. if i can find anything.

tEhs Hawtness
12:02 PM

Trimming.

Recently my mouth had been itchy and i snacked quite some.

Guess?

My weight is now 66kg! hahahahahhaha
own.

Fatties like the obese solar bears should try too.

So my targert will be around 60 61.

hehe.

Even if that is dam hard to acheive.

tEhs Hawtness
5:33 AM

Reform.

So so so, today i went to training.
Knowing that, someone went to msia, noooo!
1 week.
zz.
So just right before im about to leave my house, gheekhing requests for the URL for a motion picture depicting a group of male reverse on top of the education grounds exhibiting regions of mystery.

And talked talked.
So i finally left my house at like 2 19, omg.
Then wait the 105 so dam long, before that like got 4 190 pass arldy. If i took mrt it would hve been so much faster, then wait the 105 slow traffic in orchard till 2 50.
What a joke.
but in the end i reached there at like 3 07.

Own.

And what, margeret say 2 round warm ups.

Yes, 2 round warm ups is a bad omen.
Bad.
So what? 200m x8 per set, longD 3 sets, others 2 sets.

Ok i have to say this, usually when loh say 2 rounds, er, he doesnt, take it as 4 rounds.

He will say 4 rounds warm up and? mad 1k sets.
So u can say that this is not as hard at all.
First 2 sets i do like 42<><

tEhs Hawtness
5:11 AM

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Wanna Be The Biggest Dreamer

Oh yea, i forgot to mentioned this.

I had this friggin dream.

Of myself buying some food from a store.

And it happens that the stuff i wanted to buy was taking dam long.
Then suddenly, i dont know why, tim neo was there queing up to.

And i see hanyu in the kitchen too o.o

Well i dont remember the dream quite well it was a few nights ago but i just got reminded of it and decided it is worthy to be posted.
And all this, i can remember hanyu over there, dunno doing what.

what kind of dream.

tEhs Hawtness
1:08 PM

ACSI

LOL.

ive been randomly surfing around blogscope and i found this sht.

Its about us, our school, so yeah read it with no dry humors.

ACSI

But dont go insult the person or whatever.
I was laughing at it, so dont go pms fury and start a political war and sue the person.

tEhs Hawtness
12:34 PM

Killing time.

So for the past half an hour ive been surfing this site.

Blogscope

Whoo, its nice for some info on ppl.

Search a word and comes all the blogs that contains that word.

Hehe, i knew some stuff about some ppl.

lolol.

And searched ED for something to post here, i found none so far.

No, i wont be going training.

tEhs Hawtness
11:27 AM

Insomania

So here i am, at 3 25 am.

I cant freaking sleep zzz.
i wanted to go training, and i have to wake up at 6 45 o.o
and look at me, zzz, maybe i shall just forget about going today.

Why doth jheebhus deny me so?

ok since im free, i shall find some stuff to blog about. heh.

tEhs Hawtness
11:24 AM

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Picture Of Then Month

Heh.

Sorry, i can really find anything thats decent enough to be put up.

Of cos, pictures under the other classification is unlimited in stock. But, revealing them will reduce the worth of it, its best if they are kept unknown.

So i picked this, cos of the hog!

Can u see?! HOG! hahahahhahahaha

The hog!.

Most of you probably dont know what im talking about.

Oh other than the hog, rmb, the piglet video~

There will only be one person who knows what im talking about.

-A motion picture about this piglet who starts to get ravenous...

Labels: Pictures

tEhs Hawtness
7:12 AM

Clench.

Whadda do first thing in school?.

Far leg.

2 slow rounds, fast 1 round, jog 200, 300, jog 100 jog 100 jog 100.

And end.

I was like huh.
It was so not hard that i suspected that we are doing more far legs. And i heard we did 20 mins.

That just seemed so impossible.

Ok, then we did 1k 4 sets. the short d get to do with us, but they 300m, wait us run back same spot, 300.

How cheat.

It wasnt that hard at all, not really. Compared to the one i did with mr loh. I dont know what, isit interval or pressure or just that i felt easier.
Maybe its just cos the interval was so long.

Then next up is 30m.

And i just happened to not birng spikes. Then see danny first time wearing spikes.
hahaha.
Then i was assigned, assigned.. to hanyu and karmin group.
Yea, was, wtf?? Why am i running 30m with them, thats just so not balanced.

Its also good that i can slack if i run witht them =).
Then we ran, and the interval was so dam long.
After like 5? 6? margeret said to rest in the shade.
Ok, rest in the shade. i was expecting like, another set.

What, she called us out to do one 30m and go back in shade, then out to do 30m again.

I have no idea what the hell are we doing.

Then darren was like walking on cement with his spikes then can see all the prints, cos his spikes were wet?
Junkai: Theres mud on your spikes.
Darren: WOW i am so scared of the mud.
Junkai: to elsuyphan or smthng,- hes a muslim. " Theres mud on his spikes"
Darren: WALAO u dam racist la.

And i laughed sht.

And the idiot darren went to shawn gan and stare at his spikes.
" Your spikes got hole, act cute."
" so cute"
Then he start acting gay then was like dam funny.

Strengthening,
So got the balls, and do sit ups, did with gerald.
Then later what, what, he want me to do 100 straight throws with him, wtf?.
Well, it wasnt too hard at all.

Today training was quite easy, compare to other times it is for me.
Then margeret brought us to the queentsway food court near margeret drive.

We were to squeeze in her small car, and karmin was still sweating ftw.
Then when we reached, i was, er, what, i ate here before so many times.
Then she said the fishball noodles is good, that she ate from it was 30 cents till $2.50 now.
I always come takeaway fishball noodles lol.
And dongshuens house is like, 5 mins walk away.

Margeret was like saying amanda ytd at SEA games run, did 12.12, omg, imba, so fast.

Dint eat tho, i just had a drink.

Margeret was like eating the noodles then when she finish she say,

" i dont even feel hungry, force myself to eat."

o.O

Self Bdsm.
Gerald had noodles too, but wasnt dry, then he nv put chilli, then i was like.
You eat plain got taste one meh.
Then i see him sweating then i was like laughing sht.

Then wee hong, or i think htats how its spelled, ate duck rice.

Oh i think margeret is teochew too.
After that she fetch us to queenstown station.
And shes like say she can drop me off at SJI.

Then i dont want, cos, i want to talk with them what.

yea and so thats about all.

tEhs Hawtness
6:39 AM

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Changing.

mmm~
Tweety~!
lolol.
So, even tho i accidently fell asleep at 1-2 am, still woke up at like 1 50 pm, haha own.
And then dragged myself to training, then was like, zzz tweeties not coming, sian.

OK, so whatever whatever and so on. went to school, was like walking, u know, the front carpark there, the boarding school there, then turn the corner to the track? yea.So i turned, the first thing i see was this red track shorts, and black shirt all the way, 60m away at the shelter.
And, i just said it out loud, not even bothering if theres anyone near me, and this sudden pressure lifting from my whole cheast, i can actually feel it like, heave upwards soo much.

" OHH YESSSSSSSSS!"
lol lol! omg, i just said that loud and clear alone la, wtf, sounds like im mad.
well, yea, i am, mad over tweety.
lollol and the dim sum head ;D
And today was like soo totally not bad at all. Not bad at all.
So down pour those rain, lifting my heart even more.
We were asked to warm up in the badminton court, then the tim ng like take so long to give us the key.

Ok, so was the usual run up and down in the badminton court.
Then wtf, have to run sideways, then after that, after one back forth, do jump jacks, and so on, then back forth again do lunge jump, half squat jump, jumping squat.
Not in order la, but its like all legs and run, and was like so heavy to the legs omgomg.
Well, its all deserved for just even a peek at, at..

Then stretch.

Margert say upper body training.

Used the medicine balls. SO i did all with ben wee, whee ben wee hahaha. the ben wee, yea the jumper u know, hahahaha.First one was 3 sets of er, lunge throw. supposed to do 25 each leg for each set. lolol everyone prob did 25 for both legs together. anyhow.
Next was this er, hold the ball, bent backwards and supposed to use the abs strength to throw the ball forward. Not until the last set did i do 20 times each and then felt my abs straining lol.
first 2 sets were like do 15-18 and then use arm throw only, but then the shoulder was like aching la.

The last one must do some, er jump throw, yea. so, do 15 each set. That one i got do properly la.
But u see the david hu and danny behind us, doing the big 5 kg ball. lolol, Hu was like jump, then throw so hard. Danny dint even throw as hard as he did. Hu's one was nice to watch la, his movements so synced.

And after that do what? Sprintings with medicine ball. omgwtf.!
So then did it, i was supposedly a long d, so had to do with 3 ppl. yea, its just like the mad shuttle run, just less reps and longer distance. So i did with 2 others, wee hong, i think thats how his name is spelled and danny.

And it was so dam tiring.
carry a 4kg ball and run lol.
Then after 2 times, margeret ask me to switch with hanyu, and what, her team was 1 p6 1 p5 karming and her with a 3kg ball.

Lol lol it was how much easier.Then after that, was told to do without medicine ball, then margeret took over jasper in my group, maybe he had to go, dunno why.Lolol we were the slowest la. But who cares la, slower do slacker.So thats all, omg, was like how easy, Then i was saying training was quite fun.

And after that, margeret say go play soccer. Well, nobody did la. All go home.
Oh yea, then see hanyu trying to flex her biceps, look so cute la pls. erm, ok, not cute.
Then her arm like so fair and the muscles hahahahah.Then gerald also attempt, then hanyu go poke his muscle lol lol.I know that feels abit wrong but, i dont care.

And u know, its gerald, gerald is skinny,not that la, but quite. and yea, if u know what im trying to say.

Er, so jun kai showed me this thing that he made from taking pic of gerald and his pl mgs.
Then sit there, cannot go home with them!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Cos i have to friggin go to my aunts house???

Fk.

Then i sit there wait for my mom come fetch me to aunts, then tim ng come extra, and talk to me, asked me if i still watch crabs about this about that, about diet then suddenly ask me what i do at home.

So i like say, games la. Then he ask me about online games and ask alot and talk alot.
I understand that he just wants to communitcate with his students so as to make the teacher-student bond stronger.no, i dont need that kay? a bond between me and tim ng is bound to lead me into something disastrous.

Example, er, dunno. i just felt that i wanted to say that, lol.
So my mom came and dadadadadada~Then she dont allow me to go 2mr training, wtf?!
Say what, i have motive, isit go there to meet with girl. And fk, hanyu doesnt even go there, i just go there cos its fun wtf wtf wtf. fking hell la.

Then say she will stay at aunts till late and whatever fcuk.So in the toliet next to the room they playing mahjong- aunt,ma, and ahma.Can hear them talk about me and zz.

So whatever whatever and so on.Later in the night, dunno what time, i tried to sleep, then canot then sian, then go take medicine, since i cant sleep, so i had to take medicine till they leave, around 3 30, fk la, now im typing this thing its 4 30 now, wtf.

So 2mr canot go training? fking hell la. Whats her problem. Can la i try, its not like i never go trainig after sleeping for 2 hrs before. But, tiring la.Then 2mr after training go watch golen compass, wtf wtf wtf, if i go later to meet them to watch i will feel like so extra la. Ppl is train finish go watch u go extra for what. knncb.
Stupid sht.
Anyway.

Learning chinese is great.

Tweety~

Tweetie~
tweetee~
Twheethee.

is like?

So

Cute.

><

tEhs Hawtness
12:25 PM

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

O.o

o.O
O.o

Yea!

so i went to training.

alarm at 6 45 but was like, woke at 7 and went out at 7 20, hahah later alrdy.

So i reached the place at like 8 30.

lol lol.

omg wtf, we dint do sprints!

I had to do with Danny all the 200m with the p sch ppl.

The first 6 sets i actually pushed but later i dint bothered lol.

p sch do 6 200 2 sets, me and danny were supposed to do 200m 10 times 2 sets.

well, i did only 16. Then after 1st set i went sht, omg i got stomahce ache, prob cos waking up at 7 is not what i usually do, body not used to.

Er so, like that , the training was not really tough at all.

Then rain rain rain rain.

zzz.

Oh, then karming was like, hanyu not coming 2mr.

nooooo.

Learning chinese.

Then we dont care the rain anymore after waited for abt 20 mins and it only got heavier.

Then jing long wanted to go out with his psch friends, then keep saying, fk his mom, a bitch.

Then i was like, why u scold ur mom like that.

we went down, then his mom was there and then we see him like pmsing smsing his friend, back purposely facing away from mar mar.

after that, we watched a dramatic scene as mother and son quarrelled.

Then i see the mother pull his bag, then he pulling the bag also, the mother trying to snatch the his bag, then he look like some little rebel child pulling back the bag with a scowl on his bag.

"不要!"
i feel like im watching a drama series about this teenage with a rebellion problem.

i almost laughed.

Lol, then his mom throw his bag into the rain, he go pick up and walked off.
Then was like i heard him scolding his mom infront of her.

Hmm, thats pretty bad.

First thing, i would never do that, talk about scolding.

And then, what, his mom, i was suprised that she dint erupt and slapped him hard arldy.

So we were like so quiet when we walk past them, then we faster shoo off lol.

Ok we went to eat at century square.

we wanted to eat there lol, so walked around, hearing ppg songs, going in kiddy palace, talking about jun kai wearing miniskirt and he answered with some indecent stuff that made karming laugh, what a knowledable and naughty girl i will say.

And, out of nowhere, this random girl appeared and talked to gerald, and they walked together.

Then i think, they are just friends.
So went to eat at food court, i ate this mee and was like full halfway.
Then gerald was like saying, my hair like tweetie bird, wtf. its cos the few strands that are disarrayed at the top.

And i replied with something that i arldy thought of before.

" Hanyu then like tweetie bird."

and that is like So Very True. Hehe, u wont know.

Then after the lunch, all wanted to go then all saying to me, all go off, leave gerald and that girl to their own worlds. Cos they gonna go buy schoolbooks or smthng, then gerald tell me go with them.

I was thinking the others are trying to tease them and i was thiking, they arnt even a couple, why tease, dont care la, i go follow them, i dont want go home also.

But i never knew.

Right after the otheres left.

The two of them infront of me start holding hands and then start putting thier arms around eaach other waist.

Then, " omg, i dint knew they were really couple, cos i thought, gerald broke up arldy and he told me he dint want a gf"

i thought it was a joke.
So now i feel extra and wtf.

so i try not to look at them later they not happy.
then i was to sit in mrt with them.

So this girl is from pl mgs. and is in netball, then gerald cos get off at eunos, then bdsm stay with HIS girlfriend, shes going toapayoh to meet up with psch netball team.

Yea, so i was forced to chat, and iw as having diarrhoea lol!.
Then when i reach home i went to sht, then go take medicine.

And i just lie there on the sofa , gulping down the medicine for, not less than 2hrs and 20 mins.

U know, just lying there, taking my medicine. And within that 2 hrs plus i sht 3 times.
harhar.

And i find that, im getting more and more into alternative medicines.

Im starting to like alternatives alot more.
Did u ever know that MCR is mainstream rock? wtf?
I think it shld be grouped in alternative rock.

did u know that alternative rock are partly classified under Emo.
O m g.

So in ___

Engrossed in learning about chinese erm, chinese tweeties.

whee, 2mr trianing i think gonna be sprints! yesh!

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME.

look, im starting to get into MCR omg.

lol.

tEhs Hawtness
2:10 AM

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Tra-ning.

So woked up after sleeping 6am+

And was like, fk, i dont wanna go training, dam tired.

it was 1pm+

Then went to shit and weighed the chance to see hanyu and the chance to sleep moar.

Then thought like, im going man.
I lost that motivation 3 mins later, after i brushed my teeth.
In the end, i got bdsmed by my mom and had to go. zz

I never regretted.

So went to training with a not good mood.

Then saw, eh hanyu not here, sian.

then sit down and saw her bag.

Oh Ok. =)

Then saw that she just came out of toliet.

Now, just read and forget what i said, continue.

So did 2 rounds warm ups, wtf, its hot hot hot.

Heard that we gonna do circuit with runs, that came true.

8 sets.
i heard that i was like, OMG.

First 4 sets, is 15 times of bound, sit up, berpis- yes! wtf berpis. And 30 times jump jack.

then go a 300m.

thats the routine for 4 sets

10 mins

last 4 sets is - 15 times of half squat jumps, crunches, push up, lunge jump. and then 300m

so get it? circuits with run.

But the interval was like sooo long 4 mins rest.

So none of us felt really tired.

I dont prob cos i slacked, well, not that much la, the only thing that tired me totally is the run.

zzzz.

Oh and hanyu wasnt like, in the front as she used to be, somewhere in the middle, er, front-middle. with kartik, john and guys.

I have some guessed reasons.

1. Well, even though the exercies were not really tough for us, it might be tough for her, what u expect, her body is like sho small.

2. She only works hard for Loh and dont wanna push for margeret. u see, she wasnt even tired.
well, that goes for every training.

3. She has some problems, like dint sleep well at night, or stuff.

Look, this are all guessing only.Dont sue me.

Well, Loh is off to thailand for SEA games with the girls, the sg team, so, yea.

Well, stuff happened later and i went home by mrt, just to go with them, gerald and all.

im think im gonna go the triaing 2mr.

Tampines 8 am.
wtf, means i have to wake up at 6+ wtf!.

Hmm, i will not tell u why i wanna go.

> .<

tEhs Hawtness
4:06 AM

Fred Claus

Today went out with gheekhing.

He suggested vheevoh, fine, vheevoh so be it.

As usual, i was late by near an hour.

o.O

Then went to watch Fred Claus, its ok la. okok.

But i wanna watch I Am Legend. The will smith, sho k00le.

Stop saying black fetish. -.-

What did we do after that.

Oh geeking wanted to go buy Hellgate London. This Rpg. i shall not elaborate since i know not of it.
Then he wanted to go zinc to buy bag. Then ask him buy the so cool bunny bag.

He refused.

LOOK AT THAT MAN! HE REFUSED TO BUY THE SHUPAR K00LE BUNNY BAG AND U CAN PUT SUNGLASSES ON IT AND LET IT WEAR A CAP!!

THE BUNNY BAG!!!

Instead, he wanted to buy tianyis zinc bag, just in other color.

Wtf? that bag is like, yes tianyi maybe u like it.
I think its not k00le at all.

The bunny bag is how cool la. awesome.

So went around and found minature girls in revealing clothest that cost 200$ each. And beside them are Naruto figurines that cost abt $5.

Joke.

And saw other stuff such as erm, such as, pedo boy drinking water from the fountain with a cup.
and pmsing, taking more water and throwing everywhere.

And 2 nerd girls who sat down in the water watching him do his stuff, prob pedofantasizing.

Oh yea, and we saw all this vitorians, prob primary in their school t shirt.
Wtf, they look like some lifeless geeks, with high socks and this face that has this written on it.

" For Bashing"
So i went around and found a few of them and went up to them, stare them in the eye,

" Hi Geek"
And walk off.

Well, i did this to couple other geeks i saw walking around. Lusers that look like they watch Superman and wonderwoman pron at home.

I was bored.

Then went to Far East and played Dow and battlefield.

Then saw this guy, with Bright golden dyed hair, that prob clayed and is a mohawk. the rest of the head is totally shaved clean, walks up beside me with a couple other unknown guys and lightly gave a punch to my stomahce.
i was like, wtf, who the hell is that.

Gheekhing told me was Shaun Khoo.

wtf.

Then went to eat and i returned home near 11.

and so, thats monday for me.

tEhs Hawtness
3:52 AM

D & D

Well, ive been bored for the past few days and lazy to post.

But today, im happy from todays training so i shall post.

A post for each day.

So saturday evening.

All Dressed up and good to go.

To My dad's companies Dance and Dinner.
Well, there was no dance actually.

This is like every year end there is one, to celebrate the companies sucess.

We went to CARLTON HOTEL.

This time its the 20th anniversary.

So there, i saw uncle chua, my dads boss.
Say hi and all that. Then came his son, prob 20 arldy?

Well, hes Tall. 180-190. dont know, but a head higher than me. Then as i inspect his physice.

Cant really call him fat, but u know, he does have tits, fats or mucsles i know not, aint hot tho.
But the thing, is that his shoulders are the typical nerdy slop down. so i was wondering why.

Then talk and talk and he said he had mny friends from my school and said Acsi ppl really know what is fun. Hmmm, now i can say that other schools most prob are no lifers.

Then he asked what cca and stuff. Found out his a librian. =.=
Yea, explains all the slopped shoulders and stuff. And his hair is like, slope wth the top combed flat down with gel and his sad fringe pulled up in some poor styling methods. Not saying im like some pro. Yea, but well, he aint look geeky. Hes adult arldy whatcha think.

Not like we are strangers i knew them from like p1.

Then saw a couple more of my dads colleages.
And wtf, 50% of the ppl there are from cheenar and another 30% are from India.
So the thing started with the board of directors going up to sing a song to thanks the employees.

My dad is there, uncle chua, uncle han ming, and that old dude, forgot his name.

Horrible vocals but what u expect.
Followed by some prize giving and came the food.

OMG i love the first dish.

the appetizer is like holy hawt.

Heard those stuff hailed from russia.

Its sexy and hawt.

Some, er, spring rolls- ok
Some other stuff- ok
Prawn,- omg, its soo fresh it tastes like infatuation.
Baby octopus- holy, this ones, hawt, its probably the best. This 2 small red coloured octopus thats about the same size of ur ear. They taste like omgwtf imbax. Yea with head and tentacles and all.

After that we had stuff like sharks fin, and stuff. and this Fried Prawns with Mashed Taro.

lol lol.

Then a few other activities.

Including this Blowing balloon stuff. and some singers.

Firsly this Bangla that comes from the company in india.

Singing flat tone looking at lyrics some hindi song. He suck.

Next is this bunch of clowns from johor company who came up and sing XiaoWei, well u should know that song. And they off tune. suck.

Next is this woman from qingpu, some cheenar land. Who came up and sing some cheenar song, those kind of, moutain songs, if u know what i mean. With no music.

omg shes dam good, her voice is like soo good.

Than came this woman from taiwan that sang an english song, i dont like it though some might say its good. i think she sucked as well.

Last is this pair of sisters from sg.
Came up to sing Fish Leongs " 小手拉大手".
Lol, at the chinese karoke sht i sang Fish Leongs song too, but not that one.

That song is really nice, but, they sang la, one was not bad, the other just spoil the tune.

They are better than the others but defintely lose to that cheenar woman. That one was really good.
And then she won a hell lot more shts and went on the stage a hell lot more times for all sort of stuff, shes like the main person of the thing lol.

Then got this Who Dressed The Best for the night.

Then alot ppl go up, then the MC ask them do some stuff- take off clothes, dance, and all sorts of stuff.

Then got this 2 bangla danced well. Then one chinese guy who stripped.

And the one i cheered for? This 68 yrs old Ah Pe in this home-made flower patterned shirt that prob costs $2 and this typical ah man pants.

OMG I WAS LIKE LAUGHING sht.

He went on stage and like walk slowly around, then he would turn and with arms akimbo, look around like some lord and then walk slowly step by step to the other end of the stage and look around again, like some big shot.

Dam funny wtf, then i seem to be the only one who clapped the loudest and the only one who screamed for him. hwahwahwhahwa. Ah Pe Owns.

Well, due to my cheers he came in 2nd sadly, lose to this stupid bangla in which the whole crowd was cheering for -.-

Then still got, some stupid shows and stuff and lucky draw.

i shall not elaborate on those.

i tell u the prizes.
23 prizes.

1st-Ticket for 2 to hongkong with $500
2nd-Forgot.
3rd-Sony PSP,

Oh yea, and i drank some champagne so was happy from all that. But that was like totally not enough la. i only drank half of a puny glass. and dint bothered to ask for more.

I NEED MOAR!.

tEhs Hawtness
3:25 AM