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Greatly Despise
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Your pet boy
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Your collection of improper
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You being alive
and YOU
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3. The day LSK reveals his sexuality
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2. Ion Ho's Resignation
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Friday, November 30, 2007


Bio

Oh and i forgot to say this lol.

When we were doing the 30m sprints after the horrible 400.

Gerald was like saying,

" i dont feel tired at all leh, but then when i sprint like no strength like that"

Then Hanyu suddenly like.

" its because when u just start running you use a different flow of energy, different part of your body so you dont feel as tired..."

Not only that la and alot shts.

Kartik was like, " Aerobics"
No nono, i was like thinking, wtf, she suddenly say this, makes her sounds like some proffessor.
Then later think, oh ya, shes sec 3.

Ok, this just gave me the final push i need to take up bio.

i am so gonna take bio.

I never wanted to drop bio in the first place.

Just got discouraged by YOU ppl and then i also dont want 9 subjects anyway,

Yes, bio.
tEhs Hawtness
3:45 AM






I shall insert a playlist.
tEhs Hawtness
12:27 AM


Thursday, November 29, 2007


Diet rebounce.

Yea, this few days ive been eating alot more then when i first started crashing.

U cant call it crashing now.

After shower, i decided to take my weight.

You know, i was expecting like 68.5 or smthng.

And out came,

67kg!!

WHOOOO
amazing grace!
Im not eating little now u know, im still eating quite some.
tEhs Hawtness
7:07 AM




Goddess.

Hell.


Do you know what is WALA.

The track and field competition between australia, malaysia and Singapore.

Non trackers probably dont know how crazy this is. and how madly super this ppl who participate are. Well, compared to sg ppl la, u compare to US ppl it is like p6 sports convention.

Yes US ppl, those africans, are deadly fast.

What i want to say is.

Hanyu represented Sg and went for WALA, while most sg ppl get owned badly.

She
Got
A
Pharquin
Gold.

A WALA champion, do u know the significance of that.

Compared to those shts, we are like ants, well, of cos some of us are able to go to, with serious efforts.

Patrick went and lost.

She

Won.

My




Gawd.

Maipharquinimbaxjheebhusqirstorhmaipharqingshtanalscatscumfartphattyphatpharq.
tEhs Hawtness
6:54 AM




A Vigorous Output Of Energy.

hehe.

Went to trianing, then going that time saw peter tan, the javeline guy, used to be in running.
Then i was listening to "Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends" by who? guess, imbaly long song title, anyone else other than Fall Out Boys.

So throughout half of the training, this phrase keep getting stucked in my head.

" With your blackless black dress stucked to the skin"

k00le. -> pronounced koo-le, for those who dont know. a fast " le"

Warm-ups five rounds, then one more set for long D.
zz.
Next we sit there on the track, Loh saying, 400x10. Then i was like,

FK WTF.

400.

Isnt that like the shitties shit ever.
wtf la, its killing, then my face was like screwed and tortured.
Then was feeling wtf dam sian.

Then the chin hui, over there proposing to Loh.

Ok, if i do 58 s, 2 times, 8 min interval, i dont do that trianing.

Then Loh look at him, Are you sure?.

Then chin hui was like uncertain.

Then Loh started talking about, how he was a prison officer, and looked 20 000 man in the eyes and can tell the truth and read them. Then say, ok, are you sure, if u finish, u can go home.
.
If u never start 2nd right on 8 min and finish both around 58s, i make u do one more, until you do another 58s.

Chin hui went to take spikes to do sprints.

Sht yea wtf, 8 mins.
Rmb last time we did 400 58s we had 30 mins rest in between.

Loh was like saying, he can never do that, later we all call him gay.
So for us, we supposed to do 400 90s, 10 times. zzz.
Dunno what, i was thinking, please, alternate, i will die, seriously wtf, 400 x10 wtf, i will seriously die.
Then its like Loh is physic, say, Darren and wenyi do alternates. I was like, heng la, heng.

So i did 6 in total , 3 each set. 400x5 each set, i do alternates.

You know, how much that is, im like doing 100% less.


Look, the interval is 1 min, 90 s is 1 30 min.

Every time i skip one i rest an extra 2 30 min.
I rest more, do less, do slower.

The difference is really huge.
But please la, after each rep i was like panting sht even if i did alterante.

They are doing continuous.

you can friggin see hanyu running almost next to farhan,
What the fking god la, they are both se 3, but shes a girl u know?!
Its not that im saying, " aiya girls sure weaker mah"

Its a truth.

ive watched hw mny competitions.

C div boys, 400 is always like 56 58, yes theres 52, im saying average.

C div girls, is like, 63 65, 61 like dam fast arldy.

Its a fact, girls are really physically alot weaker than boys, as u can see, the girls, zhende, prob 18. Sg Team. is doign a 12.2 for 100m

Andre does 12.4, and thats fast, even tho C div winners are like 11+.

Get it, girls are ALOT weaker, its a fact.

And here, you see this power goddess running beside Farhan, farhan is no sucker, its acsi track u know.

Hes like how good la. Yes know that acsi track ppl are always top few in sg.

W t f, shes imba.

Then yea, i was doing a whole lot less.

Then the chin hui, after we finish first set.

Loh ask him start.

He did a 56s on first. Then we nv care him arldy, we go rest, 8 mins later, 1 min before our 2nd set, he gonna do another, wtf?

Look, non track, u may think this is easy. But u never expierence it, u will never know.
Its impossible bcos of the latic acid that will build up.

2nd set, we watch, after he pass 100m, we were like saying, canot arldy. Reach 200m, Canot.

Reach 300m, 45s, Joke, Its over.

Then reaching , we were like looking at Lohs stop watch,

60
61
62..
...

Then when he come, mr loh is like,


51!

52!
53!
54!
55!
56!
57!

Lol. then chin hui lie on the floor, both hands up, like he win real thing like that.

Then Loh look down,
" you know what time you do? 68 seconds my dear friend"

Well i think he said my dear friend, he always does that.

Then hes hand slowly grasp his head and stard mumbering " Think Positive"

Well, at first i dont care, but later its dam annoying, he keep saying
like some chant like that, idiot.

Well, for those of you who dont know chin hui, go pity him as much as u like, i dont care.
Lol, then Loh give him chance, ask him follow us last 2 can arldy, well their last 2, not mine.

My last 1 la.

Then when i skipping the 4th of 2nd set, Loh was like talking there to himself.

" look at that ah gua. idiot, dont want to follow my training."
and alot of shts.

then say to me, "Wenyi, u must slim down u know, trim of the fats. I give u a 5 kilo weight and you run see how it feels. After Holidays over im Sure you will get back ur form.
Next year you must do a 52s."


.

...52 seconds

Yes i know its possible, but, i have to put in a whole sht load of hard work to ever reach 55. my record is only 56..
Yes u know?! If i ever do 52, i can beat the Sec 4 ppl, Cos im B div next year, my thinking has it that, next year, we are just there to run and lose, impossible to win, we are sec 3.

Look, crazy shts like zac who is sec 1 and emerged champion for 1.5k is special, they are mad.

Look at me, me, im still a fat poke.

52, would be a dream.

Yes, 52 will bring my status back, it will definetly attract shts of attention. That i care not, i only want attention from this one single person with a 52seconds.

This One Single Person.










Will i be able to get back my form first, that is the main problem.

-.-


After that we did sprints, 30x10.

Wtf la, i was expecting Hanyu to be slower at sprints la.


zzzz

I think her imbaly light body gives her 200% advantage over me la.
she was like slightly behind me only la.
Wtf, its dam fast for a girl la.

imba la

imba la.

Well, im fat and my muscle drive is gone, so i aint as fast, im behind kartik o.o
U prob dont know what is the drive, i wont explain to you.


Then training finish after the medicine balls.

AFter that some events occured, and i was happy when i going home.

Actually, more than happy.

I will not go into the details this time.

Cos there are a few ppl who keep asking nonsense questions.
Another few who keep sprouting shts.
And if this spread out and some ppl know and i will just go emo and play violin before i take bungee jump with no ropes.

All i can say is i was pretty happy.

Oh and thats prob "High" for you, for me, " High" is on a much much higher level.


Hehe, some of you might know what i mean but its probably not even that "High" yet.



kekekekeke.
tEhs Hawtness
6:15 AM


Tuesday, November 27, 2007


Crash diet.

i measured.

And, What?? my weight is 67.5kg

Own.

Well, 1 kg lost is probably due to lack of water and food, im sure 1kg will bounce back after dinner.

3kg is still alot tho.

He he
tEhs Hawtness
5:20 AM




Hunger.

Ok.

So today, went to training with an empty stomache.

Then went there and wait, i dint see so i was like thinking.

"zzz, hanyu dint come."

Then when Loh ask us to warm up arldy,

Saw hanyu take off the shirt.
Then, "oh, shes here"

NO, sht u . Take off the Tshirt, running shirt below.
sht u. Dont think those sht abt her.


Sht u.

(o.o)"


Er, then the Loh say, sprinters and jumpers, do 6 rounds.

Then fk, long and mid d, 4k.

zzz, thats 10 rounds.

So i ran, after 4 rounds, i feel like stopping.
Well, i walked after 5 rounds -.-

Then i started walking abit after i finish every round.

In the end, i got lapped twice and i only did 9 rounds.
-.o

Then go stretch, going back that time.

Patrick, farhan brendan sudden give me attention.

Farhan" Ask horn boy"
Pat and bren" Horn boy"
Pat" Are u still horny?"
Dunno which" do u still watch porn in class and flash ur dick?"
Farhan" I dont think he flashes his dick anymore, but i bet he stil watches porn in class."

HaHa, lol

To tell the truth, i never did watched in class, just showed ppl. Yes, there was flashing, that was quite fun, well, thats how i felt that time.

Ppl like them, say me,, i will just laugh along la, but then, ppl like some unknown banglas stand away whispering to his bangla friend" Eh, porn"

No, i dont like that, why should some possible geeky loser call me that, i like to Bash them up during such times. Yea, not only them, ppl like andrew or mattheus, say that, watch out.

Cos i just simply dont like them.


Then go down, zzz Loh tell us do 200m x10 2 sets.

Ftw la.

Then tell the usual short D, do 8 times, ALTERNATE.
Wtf??

thats dam so slack la.

Well, they had sprints later, while we just did another 10, the 2nd set was more bearable.

The first set is wtf, the interval like 45 seconds, then by the time i reach, im the last, as usual, when i reach is like left 30 seconds arldy la.
Its like, im still bending down panitng, then, GO, wtf??
like mad.
But after finish, also not that horrible la, the last one i can burn.

Cos u know, my legs are having a better time now, less weight to carry.

Then going home, say bye to all.

was thinking" have to say bye to Hanyu, cant miss this"

then when i nearing her, my heart was like, skip a beat.

Then look at her, before i even said it

She said " ByeBye~"





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

><

zzz, its only a goodbye

wtf.

oh, and i found out that shes S3
~!~
tEhs Hawtness
4:29 AM


Friday, November 23, 2007


Tiannies.

Beings such as Tiannies are know to have flirtatious instincts.

They enjoy the company of being with another person, usually of the opposite gender.

But this is not the only thing. They are known to conduct mewing and pawing to each other and mouthing sweet nothings, other wise known as The-rubbish-that-comes-out-of-tehs-buccalcavity-when-one-gets-trapped-in-the-stupidity-of- DenialOfRealityStuckInMereInfatuationFeelings.

Tiannies would imitate their movments and even get changed by their opinions.

For example.


Tiannie:" omg MCR rawks"
Tiannie counterpart" Omg, they sucks, they cant sing for nuts"
Tiannie".....YEA!"


Next day
Tiannie" Walao MCR SUCKS la"
Tiannie's fake friend (He has no friends other than flirting targets) " i thought u said u listen to their songs in the toliet and cry while u are passing motion?"
Tiannie" No lor. where got"

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tEhs Hawtness
8:49 PM




Jack and jill.

Today went for training, even tho i slept at around 4 30 am o.o

Its morning training, reach school by 8 30. so i slept like 2-3 hrs -.-

Thurs we did hell lots of workouts, well, im lazy to say anything abt it. Only thing is that the 3 imba enthu s3 dint go and Hanyu dint go. Then stupid pharq face sec 1 go vomit on the floor for everyone to step and say " fck u bitch" to margeret -.-
Lucky not in her face, or he die.
No, hes a loser, all i want to do is maybe slam his head against the wall till i hear cracking.
A serious pharq face, no joke.


Ok, today.

Warm up 5 rnds.
well, at least i try to keep up now o.-
sometimes la, i will try to keep up.

Its stil hard tho, Fat, Unfit and late nights. no i dont care abt late nights.

After that, Loh told us to do 3k, zzz, and short d bla bla bla only 1k

wtf

So the sht training turned out to be 3 2 1 1. if u dont know what that means, it means, 3k 2k 1k 1k intervals.

Well, i dint go for the 2k, Loh dint ask me to.

Then we were like doing drills, dam slack.

And OMG LA. The sports school guy who came.
wtf, its NASRUL
Imba!
Hes the one who ran with me in Nats jr, i got 2nd he got 3rd. He had a 57s that time.

In Nats, we both same thing, kick out at 2nd heats. he did around 58
well i did 58 in first heats.
Hes coming our school!
Lol lol.
But now his timing is 55s zzzzzzzzzzzz

and what, after we finisht the drills, Loh ask me follow them for 1k. They were like saying, " omg i cant run anymore"

Er, Cheenar man, Zac, Kartik, Han yu and Haoke, i duuno how to spell the name, some small pri Mud boy. Hes good, muds nowadays are getting talented. No offence to the Mohameds.

No dont look at me, seriously, im not saying Hala eat porks, or that u drink pig blood.
Er no, i dont say fasting is fake.

=)

Well, thats muslim la -.-
Not all muds.

So first both 1k, loh ask me follow first round, then last round follow again. Follow the cheenar man.

Wtf, he is like half a round ahead of others, and i tot he was imba.

I found out alter that he is 19 arldy -.-ll

Yes, instead of 2 half rounds, loh tells us to do 3 rounds, so it shld be 1.2 instead.

They are arldy burned after the 2k, i can feel it too, even tho i did like 5 times less- Slower, Lesser.

And i feel the burn too, theirs must be like dam bad.


No dont say what, i know how it feels.
I TRAINED LIKE THAT BEFORE LA, WHAT U WANT!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


lol. o.o


And no, there were no more feelings for HanYu, as i predicted, it goes away. well i mean,theres still this feeling of being close to a girl la, but what u want, i have been bdsmed to stay with boys for like 2 years?? Aint it natural for me to feel different when im beside her.


But i dont feel anything wrong when im beside kar ming lol.

Oh, i found out that Hanyu was kar mings senior in pri sch, Red Swastika.
Oh, and kar mings bro did 255 for psle o.o
Clement did 22+
sad aint it, maybe he wont come our school.

Yes, i know, i arldy know Hanyu is like s3 or s4. i know for sure now she is older than me, before that i arldy guessed so.

But hell, shes like 155 and so small.

more like sec 1.

Oh, and pharq face is annoying, he runs behind me breathing like a fck tard, dam annoying.

That time i was doing 7 half rounds, he only 2 half. Dont say i lose to him, i can do faster even tho im fat and unfit. Stupid pharq face, i heard him panting like so fking dog i wanted to cover my ears so much, then i just slow down and let him go in front, no more sound.

And the fking 3k, first round also, he fking idiot, go push me out of lane. I mean i dont even want to push back, as in pushing, u know, not physical, but when ppl run too near to u its consideration to move aside, thats pushing.

Hes like pushing me, and i faster back off, i dont want to even touch his skin, the knowledge of him beside me makes me sick.
So i go pushed behind him, and was like, fking sick ass. Then i over took the whole group of stupid sec 1 he running with. Im not sayin chin hui all those.

Chin hui, zac, Jing long, vanzino Darren all those seems to be the only good ones.

The rest, 4-5 of the sec 1, are loser fk tards that looks to belong in andrews circle of friends, skinny small, bowl cuts, with imbaly huge specs and noobs in running.
im not particularly negative abt them, i just dont like that pharq face.

And what, i saw his whole hand in his briefs scratching his balls, and his balls are all visible.
After that he just rubbed his hands on his thighs.
What a sight it would be if he go sniff his fingers, wait, sht, why am i talking abt pharq face

Fk it.

Er forget abt pharq face
as u can see, he IS fked up.
Lets just not talk abt him
altho i still am.
o.o

Oh, then i was wondering why Hanyu nv go home with karming then i found out her par par fetches her.
Wait, why am i telling u this.
o.O.
Hehe, at least today i got talk to her, great enough.

No,,, why isit great -.- isnt it normal.










......


O.o
o.O
0.0
o.o
O.O

























Meow.
tEhs Hawtness
8:22 PM


Tuesday, November 20, 2007


St. Nicks

Ok her name is Han Yu

Well, i guess this !#$% phase will pass soon.

Its just a moments heat.


"Calm down wenyi" orignial version for Jack Tay
tEhs Hawtness
4:50 AM




A meme

On my way to training.

I saw this advert on the van.

Jack n' Jill
potatoe chips.

Yea u all know that chips right.


So i just stare expressionless. yea i was in the car, traffic light, so i just stare.

5 secs later.


OMG WTF OMG WTF!!!

JACK and JILL!!!

YES GET IT?


lol

Jack and Jill

HAHAHAHA

to jack off and to jill off get it? u noob

yes wenyi is BETTER THAN YOU

I shall go jack and jill now.

Listen, its a meme.

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tEhs Hawtness
4:32 AM




MOAR training.

Last sat i dint go for training, cos i stayed up till 5 o.o

Well, today i did.


So i was raining.

And OH YEAH! raining! oh yeah!.

So i went to school, and sat there and enjoyed the weather.

i love the rain during these times.


Wenyi is turning poetic.


So, T.T

The rain stopped 5 mins after i reached school.
zzz

Then all the ppl start coming in, then tim ng told us to go to the other side, then we were like OMG YES! IS TIM NG TRAINING US??

sad case, margeret appeared moments later and we see Loh tucking in his shirt, showing off his ever prominent stomache.

Then we did warm up in the badminton hall, u know, the one below the gym.

Then all the ACS J ppl training badminton there.

Then run 15 mins, must run side ways, jumping jack side ways, bound forward while running.
Leg ache.

After that, ok the rain stopped? then margeret told us finish streching go down to track.

Then saw johnathan, lolol, he havent been going cross, he pon all, and hes in con camp o.o
Then darren said he went to korea, and saw Rain o.o
And then patick came, from work o.o He went to work, yes u know, IBA, he working admin i think, no not mcdonalds, he works in a office. Yes, yes, alot of pay, not $8 an hour.


So then , mr loh is like, 200m x30.

ZZZZ

Then NO! not 10x 200m 3 sets.

NOOOO! why does jheebhus tortues me so?
Its 15x200m 2 sets. pharq queue.
So the first one, at first i was beside Gan.


Yes, wow, gan -.-

third, i went behind kar ming, u know, the RI girl -.-

AFter that, it just got worse, till i was infront of jasper, the p6 boy who just started training.
sad case.

ok, 2nd set.

I dropped behind jasper o.o

Then after 2 times, margeret asked me and jasper to skip one o.o

Then he dont need do arldy -.-
zzzz
Then all short d and jumpers do 8 only NOOOO!!

Then, at abt the 10th or something, i started to go slightly faster, more high knee.
then mr loh said, with megaphone.

Wenyi very good!

wtf?

Yes, i was still the last. -.-?

Then well, its the last 4, so yea, just finish with it.

Then some part i took over chin hui, well he was slacking.

The last one i took over jing long o.O well, he came later and had one more set

Er, ok, so my shirt is all fking wet from sweat and rain, and we went cafe. After i changed and all yea.

Then on my way to the pool cafe, YES its finally open. Then uncles daughter PSLE results coming out soon.

On my way, the st, nicks, u know kar mings friend i think, the st, nicks girl who were pushing farhan rmb?

I was like walking then she walking back la, then i was like stare at her, just erm u know, bo chap bo chap stare la. Then she like smile, then i just walk past dao her o.o

Well, there was a 3 seconds later that i felt blood flooding my face, well, only 3 secs.

> , <

Yes i think she is abit the cute.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.

Er huh, then at the cafe i realised i have skin coming off all over my toes, zzz imba wet socks caused that.

Then going home, mr loh asked me go to him

" today training is very good!
U HAVE WORLD CLASS FIGHTING SPIRIT U KNOW
JUST GET 65 KG! U CAN BEAT ALL OF THEM.
yes wow, i have wow class fighting spirit u know?? i did 30 rounds slack and they did like 15 seconds faster, wow, wow, i have world cass fighting spirit man!

Then bad news, 2 sports school coming next year, sec 3.

well, maybe its good news, we can win hwa chong- according to Mr loh.

And on the bus, i kept thinking of the st nicks girl. o.o
OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG
DIE DIE DIE DIE

when i showering i tot of her too O.O
OMG WORSE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

OMG OMG OMG OMG OM GOM


CHIAT LAT
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Lol 101

no i dint say nsk

i mean laugh out loud one zero one.


hmm, maybe i should start eating less.

i feel heavy when i run.

=)


also, im startig the Dao my sister campaign. o.O
tEhs Hawtness
3:31 AM


Friday, November 16, 2007


Show

Do you know who is Show.

Hes coming Here on Dec 1 for his first World Tour. Whoo.

Geeking probably doesn even know who he is, yes ftw.

Hes dancing is like so good too.

His last album, Speshow.

Brings us the song Jing Wu Men.

Hmmm, i like the kid, i think he owns show.
Oh in case u dont even know, his nick is xiao zhu.

And he said hes a fan of MJ?

Nice dancing. Imitates MJ.

Heres the original Mv from MJ,Beat it.
Lol, at the knife part. Yes, just admit that MJ is ownage. i dont get the spinning thing, wtf, how did he do that.
And those moves were used way back in 1982, hes improved hell lot.



"Michael Jackson is widely regarded as being the first artist to elevate music videos to a
meaningful art form, setting off new trends of story-telling, mini-movies, and choreographed
dance sequences that dominate the genre to this day. The concept of the short film, epitomized by 1983's "Thriller" but also seen in other Jackson videos such as "Ghosts", "Bad", "Smooth Criminal", and "Remember the Time", would largely remain unique to him, but the group-scene dancing pioneered by "Beat It" and popularized by "Thriller" has been a staple of music videos ever since. The dance sequence from "Thriller" has captivated popular culture worldwide, being replicated everywhere from Indian movies to Western wedding ceremonies." Quote from Wikipedia

Note that indian movies may refer to Girly Man! Girly MAN MAN MAN.

And Show is also known to be A Extremely More than Best friend to Jolin tsai.

However, that is only a rumour, cos they are like, dance on stage toegether all the time.

And in tv shows together.


tEhs Hawtness
10:47 AM




Singers

ive always known Rainie Yang to be a sickening act cute Doubleeeuacheorhareyee.

Till the past few days i never knew how disgusting she is.

OMFG, she makes me puke, she act cutes like no one does, making herself look like some sickening shlut on the loose, meant to attract old pervs that hungers for the young and nubile flesh.

This is only made worse by her face which is so overwhelmingly disgustingly act cute, i dunno why, i find it sick.

Holy sht, shes friggin SICK!!
She makes me sick.

U can have a taste of her whorish ways in this mv, Ren yi men-Free gate

hmmmm, i just found that ppl say she acts cute for the sake of the media.

Oh sht, i mean, WTF! who the hell would ever like that kind of sht. omg, it makes me vomit.

Yes her voice is good, she can sing well, but the overdosing of sickening act cute ness in her singing throws all of it away.
And her dancing, ppl compare her to jolin?!

No way, did u ever see jolin on stage, yes, i have to agree, the song dancing diva doesnt have dam good dance movements at all. But have u seen her concert, omg, shes improved so much, one year of dance training is not easy. Shes really good now, of cos, she cant be compared to MJ or Rain or whoever, but shes quite good already.

Evidence of what i said---> Agent J mv. The chorus dancing is good, i prefer her with long hair tho. But what i saw on the tv of her concert was a blast, looks really good.

Imba dancing would be this, In My Bed by Rain . Omg, its sh0 imbax.

And, hes good at acting too, ive watched his show before.

And yes, the two imba act cute. Rainie yang and cyndi wang. i tried watching their MVs and compared.

Rainie, as i said, is a turn off. Cyndi, yes i admit that shes act cute too. But she does it naturally and its pleasing. Then when she smile, at least it looks natural and looks nice. U know, when rainie smiles, i just want to slam my tablet shut. i dont use my main com cos its slower than andrew lee 100m pro all out.---24s pretty hot eh?

You can go compare, heres cyndi's Cai Hong De Wei Xiao, Rainbow's Smile o.O.
tEhs Hawtness
9:04 AM


Thursday, November 15, 2007


Fatness

Training,

ok

Today was not as hell as tues.

Guess what
first thing we do.

5x 1000m, wtf.

So as u know, i take my traditional position; the back and the last

then wtf, after 2nd, the sprints and jumps can just do another 1 and a half then go do hurdles
AAAAAAAA. cheaters, that shawn gan.

So the distance between me and the front became even greater. and then yu jin and gerald in the middle, a good 100m away. Cos gerald had muscle pain, and then yu jin just came back.

I have nothing to say about myself. hmm, maybe i should be shameful.



How?

So Tim ng came and tell me to shed 2 or 3 kilos, hmmm, maybe thats abit possible, let me brood on it.

I was 50kg in starting of sec 1, the nafa, i did 9 30, piece of cake.

then i grew heavier, around 55? ok, i dont care, its only 55, normal. u know, im not a girl, 50 is borderline underweight. obviously i would have grown

Then, i think the trouble started to show when i skipped the june training last year =)
Then i went for Nationals O.O and got around 11th for 800m, imba.

So, after that trained, and, skipped 1 month during the hols training in dec. Then come back to school, i tried to get bcak my form, i think, i was 60kg?? something there, or slightly lower.

That point, i can clearly rmb, in jan, The mad 200x40 times. for patrick farhan and brendan and all.

Well, i came late, and i followed and i only did around 14 o.O
Even if its near a quarter of what they did, i almost died. Johnathan was behind, hes now in Cross training i think, hes sec 3 this year. well u cant blame him, he dint train for 2 years.

Then Inter house track.

I went to burn, mwhahahahhahahahahah!!!
5 golds!

400m- 58secs kartik got 2nd whoo lol, jiehui did a 58 in last year --ll

well jiehui is now heavily off track, hes dam good, sec 1 they called him patrick jr.
he joined rugby -.o

800m i got a 2:18

hahhahhahahahahaha i won j low hahahahha

he got 2 20 i think
Can u believe, gary lim got a friggin 2 19, noob

Then 4x100, inter class first
inter house, supposedly first? and then nice one, theodore dint register the team, so we got first and no medal. ZZZZ

4x400
Gold, of cos, that time, that time la, my 400 was own
and we had who, joshua, and who, gabriel and qamarul, qamarul did well.

So, 4 gold medal, and one undeservingly lost. u know, with that one more i could have got a level champion trophy.

Nafa, did a 9 50 -.-
well, ive got more unfit after the dec hols, what u want

National jrs.
hah hah hah
Tan wenyi got a silver
mwahahhaa
56s somthng, i forgot what
first was this Sports school guy, isit keith? OH SHT it was jerad, that fking imba god.

He did a 53???!?!?! hell, another jamie coates
3rd is another sports school, called, nas what, forgot, a mud i think, no offence.

Then 800, i got 2 16 o.O
i got 5th , well thats good arldy.

So i rmb tim ng told me, eat more get stronger.

Yes i ate more, i started to eat during recess, and more and more.

I ate too much in the end.
so this continued for a few months.

Till the june hols.

Hell, was a wower o.o
The noob sht gryphon wasted my life.2 weeks of grinding to get a lvl 27? 28 around tehre.

And the milton decided to quit gryphon and go play his Grenada Espada or whatever.

And xunwei, being the xun wei he is, quit with milton. Tim ang went to play in some loser server. well, warren continued to play, i dunno abt how he fared.

Then left martius and me. so we dunno what to do. then he asked me to play this private server called wowscape.
Oh nice private server, i was lvl 70 there, rogue, the next 2 weeks of my hols spent there. nice one. And till my com spoil due to 1 month no shut down and continued playing.
i wld usually play to 3-5 in the morning
and the go for training.

NUTS.

The training, wtf! even tho i went for most of them, i slept so late. So each trianing was hell, the reps, were mad. i still rmb this sht, i dunno when it was, the 300x10 sht, 3 sets? omfg.
That was hell, after that me and andre - yes, he was there that time, unfortunately, he wants to change school, dont blame me, hes a nsk at heart- as i was saying, me and andre lied on the floor like some dead sht.

For half an hour i lied there, my abs was dying, cos, the whole thing, after each one, i bent down to breath hard, then after so many times, my abs start aching like mad.
Then , ya, it was mad, i think it ws before the june hols.

Anyway the june hols, after the first 2 weeks, mr loh decided to have time trials everyday

400 3 times, all out

300 3 5 times, all out.
and yea u know, 400 means under 58> , 300 means 40s

Sht, crazy, and 1.2 also, the 3 55. i can only do 5 mins -.-
and 800 and 600 trials.

well, it dint help me alot, cos i had late nights and it just shoo away the effects of traiing.

After hols ended, i decided to hardcore for the nationals.
yes, june hols is season training.

I went 5 times a week o.o Well, i was seriously burned.

And then, nats next week.

Whoo, skipped sch like sht.

It was that period that i start to know alot of the Chij tp girls, and i never knew geeking lives 5 mins away from where i train.
i was training there for nearly a week.

It just wasnt enough.

So i went to competition, with slight off form.

heats 1,i did a 58 for 400 -.-

heats 2, i did 60s OMG wtf!!!!

zzzz wasted.

800m first heat, i think i did 2 20? forgot

finals, -.- i dint even run, i dint felt like it, i dunno wtf i was doing, i just, " No,hell, i dont want to run, fk it, i dont want"

Then me , tang and zac went for the 800m , i ran for the first 100m and then i started to jog -.-ll

total LOL, then i was like jogging, then finishing, this noob ran past me, and i dint even want to chase, cos that wld look so stupid

Wow, Acsi got last, i tot that only happens in Acs cross.
Hmm, i am a record breaker.

So the medal came, for 4x400m.

And wtf, mr loh appointed me last runner.

OMG why????

Chin hui can do a 53

kartik can do a 56

-andre.....i dunno what, he have sudden pms outburst and turned emo for the rest of the month.
he dont want to run and got scolded my tim ng, loh and margeret. And he just skip school, come to stadium, sit there and emo with his ipod, or go find some temasek sec friends and talk there.

so he was replaced by...by...heats took by jinglong.
Finals, zac took over, but zac was tired from 1.5k , omg he got GOLD! omg imba, and yes, later he got a south zone colours, IMBA. he sec 1 ftw.
He got a silver for 800m, the cheenar RI guy took over at the last second and snatched zacs glory.

So Kartik was 1st runner, he did really well, he lead us as first. Godly job
Then come Zac, he did great, tho he dropped to 2nd or 3rd,
Chin hui went in, and got back first, omg omg, first, next is me
So i took the baton and ran, ran, was first u know, then this SJI guy chiong in front, i dint bother to take over, i paced him.

Then, nice pharq. Jared kicked in. And, sports school, from 3rd, went to first in a matter of 20 seconds. Over took, i dint chase, i know, hes too fking fast.
Then reached the 2nd curve, i ran to the side of the SJI, sht, i dint chiong in front, i stayed at his side at the curve, so u know, i ran more than him, and faster than him, but same position, cos a curve.

Then sht, thats a mistake, after the curve, last 100m, he overtook, and i cant chase, my legs cant move faster, knn. Then i arrived 3rd, wtf, i wasnt even dead from panting, i just stood there and walked, like sht, i got a bronze when i could i have gotten silver or something.
Well, whats done was done.
The only medal i got -.-

Then u know, i got even fatter after that, made worse by the break i took for term 3 exams, whoo thats my best avg for this year, then i went to hols and trained 1 week then break for EOYs -.-ll, so it made things worse.

And some time before june, when i started runnning, my legs felt weak, not strong and with a drive like it used to be, at first, i tot was cos i dint train for too long.
Over the months, i have come to realise that it only grew worse, and yes, its cos of my weight.
im 70kg now no, 71 now. And my legs are feeling even worse, now i cant drive. zzzzz

So imagine, if i shed 10 kg, i can burn sht. u know, i used to always in front when doing reps, now im at the back and still suffering -.-

what a sad case.

I shal hope that i can run next year

Its still a hope tho

I dint say i will make it come true =)

hmm, lets be as fat as geeking. so i start squeezing my soft fats.
tEhs Hawtness
3:59 AM


Wednesday, November 14, 2007


Training.

Tues training.

Fk it, hell.


So the sun was dam hot.
And loh came and said, today very hot ah, so go 6 rounds only.

Yea, only.

And patrick and all were back from IBA or smthng.
Patrick, farhan, brendan,shin.
except for shin, i find the 3 of this sec 3, fking mad and enthu.

ok so after that, i was suffering alrdy
prob cos i got even more unfit after not trainin on tues, no trianing on dhreeparwarle and i overslept on sat. and i might have grown fatter, so the reason i got worse -.-

so its was bad, i completed the 6 rounds in 12min -.- thats 2.4 for you.
but thats warm up for us.

then mr loh was like, ok, i want a competitive shuttle run.
so i tot, ok, shuttle run, ok, i wont think it as easy as nafa, but prob not that hard.


i was deeply wrong



So he said, 4x30m for shuttle. then like, 10 mins later, when starting, i was thinking, oh, 30m...omg u know. nafa had a friggin 10 m or somthing.
so ok, 30m whatever.

So it started, and mr loh changed it to 2 mins of nonstop, then iw as, WTF.
so i ran, thne back forth, u know, its like u run there, touch the guy, he run back, touch another guy and so on. and this, is mad, i cant slow cos later they blame me, they loh threatened the slowest team do 30 pushup, however, it was arldy obvious our team lose -.- its mad, after 2 or 3, i was like dying arldy, then i still canot slow down , wtf. its mad la. so after the thing, i was like dying, then, another set, nice one. Then that one, after 2 times i was like hands on kness. another 2 mins omg.

U know, after the shuttle, i was arldy burned. Burned out.

And loh said, jumpers hurlders go jump hurdles, Long D do diff training, yes what? 400 X 8
no no omg, no. not 400. i was arldy burned. Since, im Mid D, i was considered Long D for mr loh.
Well, junkai had to run too o.o, hes short d.

Nice one, even if i wasnt burned out and my throat wasnt dried like ikan bilis and dehyradted by the imbaly hot sun that and that the sky dint start to rain according to us. cos u know, when its that hot, most of the time it will rain soon.
it dint rain, well the Reps was hell, u know, 400m. oh, we did 300, -.-

Oh yes, 300m, is worse or u can say, equally bad. cos 300m u have shorter intervals, fk, 300 400 500 600 are all dam bad, they kill, welll, 800 is bad too, but not as much, as to 1.2 forget it, even if loh force me to do it, i cant -.-

sht, it wasl hell, for me and junkai only. well, im fat and unfit. For junkai, its just natural, hes body is like that since sec 1, we dont know, its just, he cant take burning, once hes burned hes dead, and he burns out at warm ups o.O
dunno, i just know that he burns out fast. Like he dint eat for 3 days like that.
Well, ben soh eats a biscuit for lunch. U know, zackery is stronger than him, wtf, zackery is like how tiny. OH sht, and the whole trainig, zac keep talking abt runescape, and said that he is a member; he paid moeny for special priviledges in RuneScape and keep arguing to how pro he is.
No, i cant help but laugh like sht, im seriously surprised as to why the others dint laugh till they stomache cramp.

And yea, i walked in one of the 300s o.o i walked lol, i walked haflway. Amazing, i actually walked, and i was talking alternates. imba.

Oh, and this friend of margerets daughter came. U know, margeret is our 2nd coach. her daughter is in JC? i forgot. her friend came la, this tomboy. Yes why did i mention her, yea, shes pretty pretty. U know as in, pretty good or pretty hot that pretty.

Then tim ng was high, hyper, he was like smiling at everyone, most likely due to the fact that the attendence was nearly full for that day. Cos patrick they were tehre, even tho alot were missing, like, harris, on con camp, and elsulfyan or smthng, u can count out idiots like joel tang.
Then ziyuan, erm, i dunno if he go NS arldy or hes preparing for A level. Yu jin prob doing IB exam? i dunno.
And the girls, xiao mei, amanda, zhengde all them. i think they going competition, u know, they represent sg.

Well, tim ng was high, and he was like mad, seriosly, like some hyperactive kid, tho not like me la, pls hes a teacher still.

a reminder, Tim ng DOES NOT Coach me. He cant coach, he only coach the javelin when the werid thrower coach wasnt here.

zzzz, training 2mr, zzzzzz
tEhs Hawtness
6:31 AM


Thursday, November 8, 2007


DhreeParWarLe

Tues. Was training.


Omg, it was fun!

No, wenyi has not gone mentally retarded that he has to go to the house of MUIMUI to accept an education on the philosophy of life. hmm, maybe i would get worse after that.

No, i have not become a enthu tracker who kisses tim ng feet and go around pumping and training myself like some mad ahrs.

Yes, wtf, 6 November was Loh's birthday!. OMg sho c00lx!. Then i reach there, loh and ng told me like, todays training will be very tough. i was thinking, " ......imba 400 intervals?"

We wil make u do 15k intervals, 1 min between. no i dint think much abt it, " zzzzz, i dint hold a positve mindset coming to trainin anyway" Then go warm up with them, they say cos todays lohs bdae its games day!

O.O

So we went to play soccer first. Omg, i dint play for 3 weeks la, im not saying im any good at all, but u see the way we play, its totally noob. i compare it with our class soccer, this is totally noob.

Then, Some went to play squash, some went to play basketball, and the throwers went to play soccer.
And i saw Brendan( brandon?) and Danny running 10x200m 2 sets o.O.

Natural enthus.
Then clement go ask why they running, brendan" Waste time for what"

lol, i think if it was patrick or farhan they run too? not sure.

So the day was quite fun.

Then we saw what, we saw mr loh communicating to a bunch of cheenar and indon man.

And hes trying to recruit, omg.

Then he asked them to run 1.6, the fats, the skinnys, the bones, the boxers, the gay specs, the formal shirts, the long pants, the botaks, the imbax high socks to the kness, alll went to run, good or not.

yes, theres ppl in boxers, and ppl in singlets and shorts.

" They like just wake up from bed then u call them down, fire drill fire drill" by WeiWen

And thers this ghey, who has specs with the lenses so close to his nose, i think they are together, and its not even at his eyes, its on his nose, i wonder wtf he wears glasses for.

and they are all schorlars please, they are prob all sec 3 who dint run for 3 years, or prob their whole life.

So went the cheenar citizens. Oh yes, thers a few imba ones

as u can see the boxers started sprinting after the first 100m, it was natural he died.

So mr loh was like
" I WANT THIS ONE, YES, THIS THREE, TIM AH, TAKE THIS 3, I WANT THEM, YESS VERY GOOD"

hes like talking abt some products liek that, like they are merchandise to be sold.
like he wants to buy them for his bdae present.

Yeah, and so, cheenar finished in 6 35 fastest.

thats really fast for them, since they dint train, but cheenar power, what did u expect.

i prob can do slightly under 7 if i take away this fats.

next is indo. omfg, indo did 5:56
or was it cheenar that did 5:56 and indo did 6 35, no i forgot, but thats friggin fast, 5:56.
and they dint train. i still rmb in p sch, one guy, david, hes now in RI tennis, he did 6 30 for 1.6 in p6.

The next was i think vietnam, well, i forgot their time.

And then i went out on thurs with geekings. Said to go lido, but the fat massive one sugested veevoh. so i went vivo, but i was 1 hr late, heheheh. so geeking had to sit by the ship for 1 hr, tahts good for him, exercise, " NO SWEAT LAH"

Then we had a movie at 4:45 The Game Plan. nothing to do, so walk around vivo. Then shee-alot-of-dhreparwarle-preple-who-canoot-buy-anything-cos-they-spent-the-money-on-houses-in-little-india.

Right before the movie, went to a music store, and i was like, saw britney spears album, and wanted to show geeking, omfg, its britney lol 101.

And then in my attempt to point out the humour in that statement, this guy beside me, dressed in this too small t shirt and cheap looking noob jeans with red wristband on his wrist turned and look at me, no before he even faced me straight. i shouted

"OMG ITS THIERRY!!"

Then i ran out cos i laughed til i need to spit. So we went in the store to look around.
it was playing Akon's I Wanna Fuck You. "

To theirry: i see you noobing and nerding down on the floor. i know u see me loooking at you and u arldy know, i wanna fuck you up. u arldy know, i wanna fuck u up, u arldy know."

Yeah, so i walk past tehs thierry, drew back my leg, and aimed for his big white ass.

Well, i dont know his immediate reaction, i ran out abit, turned back, and saw him chasing me, so i ran o.o
Then later i saw him following geeking, so i went to hide at bookstore till he go away
LOL

No, i dint want to create a nuisance in public by APA!-ing theirry. later someone call police for assualt.

So we went to watch this show about this imba american football star who got a sudden visit from his daughter and whatnot happened. So the show was not bad. Ruggers should watch? o.O
For the fictionally cool skills the guy displayed. No i dont know actually, i have no idea how ruggers think.

so we walked aroud summore, went to dhouby and wasted one hour, 3.50 on lan killin time.

er, and so yeah, thats how i spent dhreeparwarle.

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10:31 PM


Monday, November 5, 2007




oh, there are fights in haruhi suzumiya too =)
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tEhs Hawtness
9:56 AM




Peeg-leet is dripping on me >.<

Geekings or any other moving, living breathing ( or actually, non living) being that has over and more than excessive amounts of lipids in the body is considered over nutritious and is FAT.

They can thus be classified under Fatty.
Note that the link includes extreme nutrition and stomache severing cramps due to excessive joyous sounds from the throat.

I have just started watching Haruhi Suzumiya



No, dont ask me why they are so cute.

From the left, Yuki, Haruhi, Mikuru.

Yes, i know, they are sho cute right. i started watching cos i want to see the kyutchness.

I wasnt disappointed, it was even " On-Turning" at some parts, and each epi is guranteed to have at least a part like that.

Yes, they look exactly like that in the anime, or even better. Its bad, cos veoh is loading fking slow for this. a few hours for one ep, zzz!

No, its not a girl manga, its a comedy, or so, yes, there are guys, its just that this pic doesn show. And no, JHuang shouldn't watch it, hes better off with beyblade. Yes geeking should watch, neo should too, hmm, maybe for neo, cos they are sho kyutch that neo might burst his pimples while attempting to jill reverse.

tEhs Hawtness
9:33 AM




The past few moments.

theres really nothing this few days.

Just

training

no lifing
training
no life ing
training
no life ing


Note that training is tough and no lifeing also includes playing stupid games and jilling reverse.

Maybe, i should go out sometime soon, hmmm, but go out for what? Lets go out on fri or something.

Slacking at training is teh pwnz.


Hows mika, mika kicks ur balls

his real name is mica
therefore associated to 3,5 Micah.
He is my father, tho my natural father is my little brother. I am born from my little brother and i call him par par. He also gives out mai par par white milk.


Nvm if u dont know what i mean, it just states that u are not close to me or u suck.

take it to heart and u truly are a luser.


Acutally, no matter what, u are a luser and Wenyi is Better Than You.



Geeking hath becomes hugely addicted to the game known as maplestory, or more well knowned among its neighbourhood players as " JVl @ l> 5 T 0 R 1 z"

Typical people who plays maplestory, known as maplers, are also known to have names such as
"w05shiiJVLapler" or " woshiiditz" or " aabbccczzxxxxxxCOOLxxxxxzzaabbccc "

Teh geekings have started to buy A Cash items. This is a common syndrome among addicted newbies, a.k.a Imbax Nsk HAxx0r Nooblet Addicts. This is especially common among "maplers" who have spend over 9000 years of time in a HANGU game creating much anti-lulz.


Visit Yuku's Blog. Beware her fangs, its a gravure models blog. and gravure models are Japanese bikini models, if u have the mindset of daryls, please do not visit. But if u are a ian ming or tima, feel free to click on the link in private, i know ur deepest desires.

the word " Jap" is a degratory term. so i shall start using " japanese" now.



" Mom, Can i watch porn?" BY IAN.
tEhs Hawtness
9:10 AM


Thursday, November 1, 2007


Picture of the month

now now , what pics should i put? hmm, maybe i shall put a few






This pic looks so good la, the graphics, and of cos, the drawing ;)


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tEhs Hawtness
6:17 AM




Taro tan

oh, and i miss out this hot Meme from taro.


Wenyi:"oi, taro"

Taro:"Simi Lan"

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tEhs Hawtness
4:24 AM




Training

its training,,,, 0RH MAIX GAW-DXZXZX@!$#@#

so, i was planning to quit the track, required a strong mind to try to be positive about training-->go, slack, home.

well, it wasnt really hell for me, cos i slacked, even tho i still felt tired and when im home i felt hot and shiok and better than geeking, cos, wenyi is better than you.---> A Fact.

meow

meow

piglet's meow~! >//.//<

well, if u know what i mean.
tEhs Hawtness
4:15 AM




The beginning of MY hols

Whee, the math retest is over!

well, wenyi thinks hes gonna score like B3! whoo, wenyi is so pro, due to his hardworkingness

Actually, the paper is easier than the EOY one. They dint even give set numbers or mensuration. even tho i mugged for that frustum thing.. zzz. wasted.

then went out with geeking, and laffed at crumplers, the kins of vvhashu and camwhore fred.

And also, we saw thierrys bag! thierry the badboy who requested to fight me.! sho cools

And visited pc bunk, no, i dont play there, dont group me with the likes of geeking and geekings nsk chinese friends---> a luser who called me a loser even tho im a lulz-ler.

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tEhs Hawtness
4:10 AM