Start of the morning, this friggin indian invilgilator in some pink shirt came into our class. Ok, so we did the normal, took our stuff and went into the classroom. Then, like some crazy interrogator, she look at each and everyone and says "WHERES YOUR HANDPHONE" wtf?? and its saying to everysingle person. Then she will ask u top put your phone in the locker and when u return, she shouts at you again,"WHERES YOUR HANDPHONE" pharq la, crazy biatch. Then she start talkin in this frggin loud voice like she some big boss, i was getting not happy, what kind of teacher is this. then she go say all the rules, and write on the board. Cant she just write down? and then she wrote " ALL THE BEST : ) " and i was thinking, please, u dont deserve to draw that, u screamo bangla.
Then halfway, SB took over and start pointing thumbs up to everyone.
Well, the life science paper was quite hard, OWL said 20% of the paper is BST, i think its actually 20% of the mark from BST la. Then all the rest of the marks stack at the back for section C. Then i do the second last question part a. the rice question. i was like, wtf? isnt rice carbhohydrate, so i went on to write crap, like surcrose digestion in stomache. Omg la! If i knew rice was starch i would have scored full marks for that quesiton, starch is how EASY! Took away 6 marks! omgomgomgogmogmogmogm. i will probably score like 61-63 la.
Then recess, i cant even revise lit la, spent whole time kachao ppl. Then the kien heng, walk past, i grabbed his leg, then he hold the drink in his hand and then jump here and there almost fall. lol! then tim ang start throwing stuff at him. then he PMS, start throwing back, then i run to him and smack him and run away, lol! Then we kachao mattheus and others also. And what we see, later, sarah chong and Fee walk past, then gaoler angel form go block them. And behind came the suupaa ThunderBird!
He like take his trolly, carry in his hands, press at his chest then he sturggle to move his mass towards our class. Then i heard someone like "Don't tell me hes our invigilator" Then, touch wood, or rather, luck be on our side. He stopped at our class, kneel on the floor. He took out scissors and start cutting up tape to stick on a paper saying " Please keep your wallet and handphone in your locker" and stick it on the door, thats like, wtf? i went to look at him through the door window and saw his square face looking back at me like some spastic obese baby with disproportionedly big eyes. Later we enter, all laughing at him of course, he say what, i have to count the tables in his incredibly joke voice. Then he start counting the tables, and said "WAIT~~" in this high pitch voice and counted another set of table. i think was because of aakash. Then he say, " ok there is still time, let me pass out this lovely strings" a joke.
He went around passing then looked at the clock, then suddenly shout " Parallex Error!!" omg!. Then he put his hands together then stand in front of the clock in a straight line. seconds later" you may begin" Then when i was reading the lit passage, i saw him take out his jinglin handphone --" ding ding" ok, i want him as my teacher. The lit passage was PRON, ok, i give sample:
" the smell of the fruit filled the house; it invaded her nose and made her salivate with desire. Through a large slit in one of them, she could see the rich creamy softness of the durian flesh. An overpowering desire to taste this flesh drew her swiftly to the fruit; she squatted down. She pushed her small fingers inside the slit and scooped out a portion of the tasty stuff. A mixture of joy and terror made ehr small body quiver. She brought her fingers into her mouth and visibly thrilled at the deliciousness of the durian. Her fingers shot into the slit again and brought out more soft golden flesh which she devoured just as greedily".
This part is suggestive if u follow the above quotes: "She was full of full of nervous expectation. awkwardly twisted a corner of her dress began to cry in her small voice."
and this part is like sadism, BDSM. "aunt and Chuan Chuan watched with tight smiles of vindictive triumph" "wicked gleam in Chuan Chuan's eyes"
and later in the passage: " a tremedous retching sound, and then the mess flew from her mouth, splattered on the front of her dress and tickled down her legs to the floor."
besides this, there was also alot of domination and such that suggested BDSM. seriously, the write might have been tim neo had it not been so well written and indirectly suggestive. I am quite sure the write seriously is suggesting something of the sorts though his story is not related. but then la, i think i will score like 50-60 for the lit la, im like, canot think at all la. Sian.
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btw, its last exam 2mr! wheeee! so, what are we gonna do 2mr.
