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Monday, October 29, 2007


RE Exam

its finally re exam 2mr, its 1 03 am now, lol.

i hope ive really practiced enough, cos what i did this few days was more than what i did before in last 10 months.

Just let me pass omg, euu pharquin jheebhus qrist.

And then i shall go ahead to enjoy my hols! WHEEEEE
WHEE




WHEE

haha, tianyi, nice practicing math

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tEhs Hawtness
10:03 AM


Saturday, October 27, 2007


Jolin New album!

I stayed up till 1 am to watch this interview with jolin about her new album. Then i waited for another half an hour after the due time for the show to start, zzz stupid mtv, with its poor programming.

Then i watched, they showed 3 MV. then i probably know the story, first the song, showed, she had happy time with this guy in london, and it was quite nice watching the Mv, the scenery is great! The beauty of the memories of the place i visited not so long ago and the stark beauty of jolin!
Then next is this mv about her getting brainwashed to forget her memory, and then next is that she became this Agent J who went around killing ppl in her tight latex outfit, then next, i think is connected with her being in jail, dont really know.
And, yes i just watched the thing and now im posting, what a hardworking wenyi. Yes, he spent so much time studying that he dint even know jolin's album was out! omg! i was thinking, why would they even show the mv if the album is not out, then i went to check internet and found out that its out on 21 sep! wtf, i dint even know, is it out in sg omg, i have to go buy it! i only buy albums of some artiste, like jolin~
Whoo! shes getting better, at singing and dancing. Yes, i know she undergo cosmetic sugery, her lips are frggin obvious. No, i dont agree with the boobs at all, it doesn even look as frggin huge as ppl describe it, at most a C to D. wut pharqing G, i aint see no nothing. and u know, G is bigger than ameys behind. Lets see, maybe i should go check out some music store on tues after the re exam.




To geeking: dont wank till u die while reading this, too bad u would have died when u are halfway, mwhahaha, go die.

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11:24 AM




Memories of Taro

i know taro is fat useless snobbish phatphark, But lets put that aside for a moment and talk about his humour. That includes his face.

Quotes from Taro:

"WaChaPoChe"

"i am wayne rooney!"

Wenyi: " pharq u"
Taro: " fark u back"

Samuel:" Cos Taro is FAT"
Taro: shut the pharq up"

"min tong, cowgirl ride horse"

" hit the trees HAHAHAHA hit the trees"

" OH MY GOD!" note the pronunciation

" u maria ozawa"

" *dao* "


Yeah! go Taro Go! and we must also remeber his cool laughter and face. May his mass be carried to NJC.

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tEhs Hawtness
1:42 AM


Friday, October 26, 2007




Hi rat
Bye rat
Goodbye rat
Farewell rat
Go and die rat
Rat u suck
Rat u fail
HaHa rat

This classical poem of greeting can also be applied any other living breathing thing or, dead non living objects. U can scream this to ur com too.

-Angry German Kid

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tEhs Hawtness
11:09 AM




LSK reveals his sexuality!

That day, i forgot which day! sh1t!!! i saw MRANDMRSLEE walking side by side, shoulder to shoulder in the SAC! This is the latest evidence of MRANDMRSLEE together! now they can no longer say they are not together, hehehehe. The worst thing is, before wenyi had time to take out his handphone to take pictures, he shouted MRANDMRSLEE out of excitement and joy. In great disappointment, wenyi watch as mr and mrs lee hurriedly walk away from each other, zzz so sad!

Well, at least i know tat LSK is not asexual or homosexual, as to whether he is heterosexual or bisexual, that fact has stil not been proven entirely, i will attempt to monitor his behaviour for the next two years.

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tEhs Hawtness
9:26 AM




Birthday!

Did u know monday was XIMIANS bdae, of cos, ximian is tiannie tehs solarbears second husband, the first being carmen and the third being Amelia. All unessecary CamWhores and Posers, well, isnt that very natural for Tiannie's social group and girls, well, most of the nsk girls.

So what tiannie do with cheenar woman? OF COS, tiannie will flirt and they will go celebrate!
i shall explain in detail.
First, they planned with each other to dress in COOL china brands. T shirts brand like "飞翔" that are oh-so-stylish. Then they will wear the cheenar flipflops and ride bicycle to CheeNar town. They will both eat fried ants then go buy xiaolongbao.
Next they will go the market to buy the Cheenar Brand candles and put one on the xiaolongbao. Then , squatting by the roadside and place the xiaolongbao on a styrofoam while it floats on the mud, they will sing 生日快乐 and then in engrish, haeppies bursdays. Followin up is the dramatic and emo peeling of the xiaolongbao skin which resutls in the bursting forth of xiaolongbao juice in a fountain like gesture which will then splatter on each of their face before the peeled xiaolongbao drops onto the road and flow into the drain with mud. For the next few hours, they will spent their time digging around the drain for that muddy peeled xiaolongbao and then to realise later that the drain must have flushed it away. Up they come, with their precious cheenar shirts stained with filth and both will emo at the nearest park and cry about how their xiaolongbao which cost them a hefty price of 1 RMB go to waste. But all is not lost as tiannie secretly presents ximian with the lmao zer d_0n bag.

What a sweet romantic happy ending!

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tEhs Hawtness
9:14 AM






im back

omg, like who cares

I havent been able to put nice text on this http since i had to FRIGGIN DO MATH! wtf.
Tiannie will burn in hell. TEH BIBLE SAYS THAT LYING IS A SIN! well. maybe. What no retest, the day wenyi got back his report book is the day wenyi got a form telling to sit for re exam so he can take A math and that is ompjcg next tuesday. How wil i have time to practice omg, nevermind, wenyi shall try his very best. So i borrowed the Shinglee workbook from Tima and start doing. its has like 200 questions for each chapter, its quite fun doing actually. since its like, i know every single answer, i think im gonna pass! whee, btw, i only did expansion, factorisation and simplify so far T__T. Nvm, i still have sat, sun and mon to go,
Guess what, SolaBear is going to rely on the 1 and half hour remedial on monday for his retest.. IS HE A JOKE omg. the phurqin remedial, i dont even know if i should go and waste my time.

Then we found out the class we are going to. WHEE wenyi is gonna go 3.5 Micah! i rather it be 3.5 MIKA, sounds so much cooler, "i can be brown, i can be blue, i can be violet sky!"
Then most of those express ppl all in 3.5 , how luck! except for tiannies, tehs washu, hangu and who, oh ya, the person whom i shall not mention. So washu and tiannie wanted to change class to 3.5, i guess wenyi is too unbearable! or isit jian tard. i dont care, i like to call him jiantard, for now at least, names tend to change =)
So what we have in 3.5? WE have JIANTARD and of cos, WENYI, what happens, with our CT as a CHEENAR citizen. and pct is tehs bangla demon. Yeow jing---> Bangla demon, not a nice promotion. i think the class will have great racial harmonies.
New class, new classmates=== fresh ass, new waists, and more lusers.
Washu was assigned to 3.3, with all the ppl like shaun khoo, nice one. Then tiannie go with AMOS TAN omg hahahaaha, tiannie will get bashed up. Young wook was supposed to go with YUGERAJ or however u spell it. I want hangu man la, i like hangu man.

Then samuel and xw and oil in 3.13, first thing samuel got pumped, it was an unpleasant experience, according to Neo, the friggin burstard seems to be someone i greatly despise too, that includes eeu and eeur mar dar. not to mention ur grandma's thongs. ( TIMA PMS! and Rattus will say success"
Then aeroplane&hamster pron is with chew tai san, ive never really known him at all, so i dunno la, just that ppl keep laughing, i also dunno, the rest i lazy to mention la and some i dont care also, including autistic sewerage dwelllers.
3.5 MIKA also freed itself from alot of lusers, that includes egoistic dogs, failed dandruff mage, sewers odour and certain EMO ppl who are in love in EMO bands and also, one or two which i greatly despise, and that one or two i know does not like manasseh too, that also includes eeur com and eeur par par.

Of cos, we are all gonna miss great ppl like Daryl Lee and Taro tan. Taro was seriously fun to be with la. With all his knowledge of the world, acknowledging current world news and intelllect of AV idols, he makes jokes unlike those of williams. And his fats makes him all the more humourous. Daryl was also nice to be with, hes way better than ppl like uh hum. he the devlish smoker. Hmm, makes me think of IAN ming, i dont really care about joel oon though, just that i rmb the clicking of pens. oh yar lol, who rmbs that, 2.8 early part of the year, daryl goh joined us, hes now in 3.5 lol! and also, all the jy's BFF, tehs mui sons.

Lets all shed tears for Taro Tan and Daryl Lee, may their memories stay with us......

memories of......




PANGSEH!




--Manasseh days, Close

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tEhs Hawtness
8:45 AM


Sunday, October 21, 2007


Lagnet

Btw, the date of my blog posts lag by one day.
tEhs Hawtness
9:27 AM


Friday, October 19, 2007


Training.

just returned from training.

Lets see, how long have me not been vigorously pumping out my energy under the Hot And Steamy sun. Term 3 test, probably pon 2 weeks in total, then i train 1 week, go UK, pon another week, then come back, train 1 week, pon 3 weeks -first week i had 3 morning trainings. After exam, i pon another week then today i train. nice one, thats 10 weeks.
Wtf, then some more i was arldy unfit since the june holis ordeal. U know, the crazy imba body killing season training. Well one month, the first two weeks were like. " 400M 8 TIMES NOW!! 600M 5 TIMES NOW 80M FAST ONE, 5 TIMES NOW. wtf... its seriously killing.
Next two weeks, I WANT 400M NOW, 3 TIME TRIALS, I WANT UNDER 58!! I WANT 800M TIME TRIAL NOW, I WANT UNDER 2 :20! 1500M TIME TRIAL I WANT BELOW 6 MIN! 200M TIME TRIAL NOW, I WANT 25!" those were the training.
The warm-ups were like, " Slow one, slow one, just jog till i say stop" 20 mins later, " GO NOW! I WANT FAST ONE! 2 AND HALF MIN PER LAP GO NOW!" next, 400M NOW, GO NOW I WANT 80S, after that...ok, walk together , together..."I WANT 300M NOW, 50S." tell me, what kind of warm up is that.


And today, what he do, he picked some guys, and me..why me?? im so unfit la. And told us to strip naked and go for what, 4 times 1.6 under 7. nice one, so we all took out our shirt and started runing, yes, yes, me with all the fats bouncing, the only one.
I was spared from the sadistic tortue. i did the first one full, then later 2nd and 3rd i did like, 2 lap, rest, follow last lap. and i always ended up last -.- losing to the nooblets sec ones. Its my fats fault. Then last one, Loh was kind, after one round, he say stop. Then last round he ask me i go if i can. Thats nice, i did go btw. Running topless felt more free la, more comfortable.
My weight is like 70 kg now la. If i can lessen by 10 kg right, i tell u the " Rocket Fuel Inside" will seriously burst la. Then i can seriously own all the nooblets around Singapore, but that is if i can.
That feeling is nice, u feel that u want to go for training cos its not that hard since u are good then the feeling after training is always shiok. All the blood rushing then the dam comfortable feeling around ur body. Im sorry fatties and no sports, u wont know that feeling. These mainly refers to ppl like Tiannie, Geeking, and Tima.
tEhs Hawtness
9:35 PM






Math no more retest, ohhhh, so sad. Now i dont have to mug for re test! MWHAHAHAHAHAH!!
I might have to take as private candidate =(

So what, today, Yeow got period. Come into class first thing pms. Having been left to tolerate her biatchyness for littles less than 9months now, i have come to realise that shes a worry shlut.
And also, a biatch in class. But actually, when she speakes to you one on one, shes actually quite nice. That has happen to me on several occasions when some certain events happen to kachao me. i forgot what happened, but then like, things like drawing on mattheus shirt. Typical yoon will say: " Stop acting hero" Liew will probably call u a fag-with-no-brains-and-going-down-with-mental-retardness. Some teachers will call u a " attention seeker" . But then, the yeow jing actually said " i know u just wanted to have fun".
I cant bring myself to realise what she just said la. Cos most teachers will probably say u deserve a demerit point. Then today, i fake say i got slight flu, then she say what, " i dont even know if it is genuine!" lol. not that i care, i dont friggin care if u say its not real, just dont kachao me can arldy. But then later, 11 40, which is obviously not recess. I went down for recess, met her, then she was like, its recess now?. Of cos she know its not la, then she suddenly come to me say what" im sorry for saying that this morning,are u offended? i did not mean to offend u, just wanted to make sure others dont do that"
I was like, er,ok, ok. But i was thinking," wth, i dont care"
Shes seriously a worring doubleeuuacheorhareyee.

And, to those ppl who don't suspect this, alot of the teachers including SB who frequently visits our class probably knows we play games. They just dont want to catch us cos exams are over.
tEhs Hawtness
12:24 PM


Wednesday, October 17, 2007


Results

Today, we got the results. it was OK la, not say very bad, but not too good also.

EL:62
CL:64
Lit:68
Geog:78
Hist:87
Lifescience:80
Physical science:61
Math:41-zzz
Art: 59
ISO:64-lol CCY


So the average was 66%. And, math, fark it, i have to re exam wtf. And my mom consider me to either re exam, transfer school or be private candidate. to get A math. I know its important but re exam is sian lar, cos i have to study again...

today was not much also, the idiots whole day dota dota dota. DotA ur mom ar.

Then yeow jing was same as always, deserve to die, i dont care abt her la, shes like, a biatch u can say. LSK was ok, i never did mind him. But alot of ppl all like, "Lioness, LCM,LSK" just cos they are nice or funny. I dont ever like teachers alot la, never. I dont know why ppl like them so much, what..." YES ITS MDMS LESSON NOW!"
to me right, all lessons except a few slack ones are simply sian. i dont enjoy eng at all la. not like some, its how boring, and total time wasting.

Yeow jing should start looking for a yao guai to stay with and stop disturbing us with her prescense.

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tEhs Hawtness
9:19 AM


Tuesday, October 16, 2007


New Trend

AhrsDoubleeuuacheorhareyee is the new age translation of "ASSHOLE"


to have clearer explanation, it also translates to AhrsWhore.
Double-eeu-ache-orh-are-yee is also a contribution from geeking as an alternative spelling more than Over 9000 hours ago.

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tEhs Hawtness
9:26 AM




Historic quotes

Well, i just felt like giving this quotes since i like it

" I am Wayne Rooney" by Taro.


Taro can be grouped under Fatties and is under the suspicion of suffering from IPD
as it clearly states chubby Ahrsdoubleeeuacheorhareyee are main victims and that it Taro also have sudden mood swings and start daoing ppl, there are proves in the article.

Some other suspects are:
Norvegicus Rattus
Dandruff RainForest-this suspect might have some idea that he knows it:

"Don't you realise it when someone is trying to dao you?"

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tEhs Hawtness
9:17 AM




Phar quu

Today was all free periods, except for the oep briefing. i heard that year 3 and year 4 Head was strict al, but then today then i saw the year 3 director, he was like screming at anyone talking. Wtf, even that Ann Ann Lim also can be better, although both are as unlikeable as LCM.
Then what, i saw one option was to go shanghai. Hell, i live there 4 years...go there be tour guide ar. waste time. Then MuiMui say what, got four failures for math. I seriously dont want waste my time retest la, just let me get 55% omg.

So we saw this dumb vid and attended to a Worse-than-watching-eeurmardar-sew-yarnballs game. Stupid dumb game, i dint even completed it. YOU MUST FREE TOM FROM MR.WOOKS CLUTCHES. i think i must free u from retarding mentality syndrome for introducing us to such wonderful time murderers. Then the vid, i just give u a summary:
At first, everyone was happy, they had money and they played with money and had fun with money. In the end, everyone turned emo and is on the verge of commiting suicide, including the one who hacks maplestory with msn sound and hit TEH TEDDIES WITH 1028 DMG!!!!! OMG!!SHOO GHEY.......................


not.

Moral of the story: Emo Is Bad.

Ok, at least its better than the usual, " For God be the glory, the best is yet to be " and we dint sing school anthem today, a relieve from the SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS everytime we sing.

i also felt dam sian today la, so i went around tearing paper and kicking desk and kachao ppl like solar beings and sewage dwellers. i think everyone in the class has been one of my victims today.
i think i dint sleep enough


btw, 2mr is results out, nice one, i shall accept my destiny and accuse Mui of his " Now, u dont complain to me if u fail ur exams, is u never study i tell u." and make him pms so that the family movie wil not be shown. So are the China Ah Guas, so i can display my WhiskeyBottleInPooper fantastic pic.

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tEhs Hawtness
9:03 AM


Sunday, October 14, 2007


When eeur par par gho no paradise

Then, so what, weekends, sian, nothing do. Whole day can only watch Kenichi and malple with Geeking. seriously la....maple.....-.-

i think he first guy in our class to reach 3rd job, possibly.. u can account for the fact that he IS a geeking, so its a possibility.
I found out James and Yangyee were playing on Delphi also.After many pleadings to san mao to join as sin----so can leech his haste.
ok, i dont care, dumb game. So, waiting for CabalSEA to come out. i wonder if it would be fun lol, seems to copy wow. The bike thing like wow mount, the crafting abit, the attain sp through fights is like copy rage accumalating and the armour classification all this, the combo is new though.

There will be more quotes on tuesday la, im staying at home, theres really nothing interesting, haiz >.>
tEhs Hawtness
9:57 AM




Quote of the Week

"Pregnancy
It is possible to become pregnant
through buttsecks. Unlike in normal pregnancies, the foetus is gestated in the bowel rather than the womb, where it feasts on shit for the nine months leading up to it's "birth," a horrifying event in which the spawn is, in an instant, propelled out of the host's colon in a volcanic display of flame, entrails, and shit. This event is known as a Rectal Womb Explosion, and is the origin of Down Syndrome, Democratsand Pizza_and_Chips. " By ED

This is also prove of Solarbears view. " Man on Man have a 0.00000....1% chance of having a baby"

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tEhs Hawtness
1:02 AM


Thursday, October 11, 2007


Holi

This two days were holis. Marking day. Then monday also holis.So nice, hehe. Can do alot of nice stuff and dreading the coming of the meeting ofntim ng, then must go the track go watch his habits, roll the shoulders, twist his head....
seriously la, the training is mad. and im soo fat, then i so long never train, how i run, i will die. die die.
Geeking have taken to forcing me and milton to ms with him. and for his lvl, he doesn know as much, sad case.
Theres really nothings much these two days, i shall look forward to tuesday where andrew peace shall be threatened once more.
tEhs Hawtness
11:47 PM


Wednesday, October 10, 2007


Its Over Now.

Yes yes yes YES.

Exams are over,. exams are over.

Whoo, so we can get high now and wank all day, with grace.
Now, if i hadn't spend all my time on math yesterday, my physical science wouldnt be that bad la! Might have been like 80+, that would be great, however, due to my lack in the investigation of definition of terms, i think i can most likely get like 65, thats great, compared to MuiMui fetish.

Ok, so math, the subject i have failed for 7 terms till yesterday. Paper 1, i was like, omg omg omg, finally i can do math, omg, finally, i might have passed and can take up A math. That was a sexshii time. It was almost fun, but i failed to complete the last two question -9 marks. So i think i get like 35 or something, still quite pleased.
Paper 2. It seems to be harder than trying to find human cream in MuiMui 's behind. So, i attempted Q.1, i managed to solve part Ai) in like 5 secs? and after that, Aii) in 5 mins. and thats all, the rest was just random thinking and attempting to unravel impossible mysteries. Most were left blank though, i am not willing to spend my exam time on logic only furries can understand. so i skip alot of unknown figures and managed to secure about another 10 marks or so. so in total , 35+10=40......WTF!!! Doesnt that indicates that i have to go home and start working on Math after Exams is over so i can pass the reexam??? omgomgomg wtf. if luck be on my side, i happen to score 55%, i would be save. Cos if its 50, my whole year math average will pull me down. 55 will become 50.7. Well, if its 55 i can start to fly.

ThunderBird made his haircut present in my class once more. He once more stood in front of the class and pasted the note " wallets and handphone in locker". Then we started laughing at him.
What he voiced was:
" I thought i am supposed to be very Strict & Fierce?!" in his High pitched deep resonating voice.
and then pointed to his tie with pictures of 2+2=4 in reverse order and said, " Don't you dare copy!"

Later in the class he was like, no copying! then he swing his whole tie behind. Lol!


After all that, Geeking requested himself to be propelled towards norvegicus. When his request was answered, Andrew activate pms and start jumping shouting slapping kicking and punching at geeking. and cried and went off. Nice one.

We saw andrew later and he was like pmsing, then i go push him slightly, then he want to hit back, well his chance of success was beyond neutral.

Then Geeking and mutiny and me went out. We got nothing to do and decided to go walk around Orhard, then we went to watch balls of fury.

" Ugly Cheap Woman"

Lol. Then went walking around Far East Plaza and went home

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tEhs Hawtness
3:02 AM


Tuesday, October 9, 2007


Quote of the day

Preston: " Andrew get lost"

Andrew:"I cannot. this is my school. I am used to it, i am not lost"

If u would look at andrew in a perspective like u look at william, it might have been funny.
Unfortunately, andrew is classified under lurser
and is considered to be anti lulz.

Andrew the rat can also be further classified into Furries.

"For pet rats, see Fancy Rats" by Wikipedia
"True rats" are members of the genus Rattus." by Wikipedia
Brown rats are Rattus Norvegicus and Black rats are Rattus Rattus
Credits: wikipedia

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tEhs Hawtness
4:21 AM




Trends

Phay has now promoted from imba pms machine say PHARQ EUU LARS. to now a "Pakistan Pinoy".

For more information on pakis, look to Inndeah
Warning- please don not visit that site if you feel that discrimination is beyond ur Pms safety meter or you are paranoid of black color. or brown color.

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tEhs Hawtness
1:18 AM




Tuesday

its Life science and Lit.

Start of the morning, this friggin indian invilgilator in some pink shirt came into our class. Ok, so we did the normal, took our stuff and went into the classroom.
Then, like some crazy interrogator, she look at each and everyone and says "WHERES YOUR HANDPHONE" wtf?? and its saying to everysingle person. Then she will ask u top put your phone in the locker and when u return, she shouts at you again,"WHERES YOUR HANDPHONE" pharq la, crazy biatch. Then she start talkin in this frggin loud voice like she some big boss, i was getting not happy, what kind of teacher is this. then she go say all the rules, and write on the board. Cant she just write down?
and then she wrote " ALL THE BEST : ) "
and i was thinking, please, u dont deserve to draw that, u screamo bangla.

Then halfway, SB took over and start pointing thumbs up to everyone.

Well, the life science paper was quite hard, OWL said 20% of the paper is BST, i think its actually 20% of the mark from BST la. Then all the rest of the marks stack at the back for section C. Then i do the second last question part a. the rice question. i was like, wtf? isnt rice carbhohydrate, so i went on to write crap, like surcrose digestion in stomache.
Omg la! If i knew rice was starch i would have scored full marks for that quesiton, starch is how EASY! Took away 6 marks! omgomgomgogmogmogmogm.
i will probably score like 61-63 la.

Then recess, i cant even revise lit la, spent whole time kachao ppl. Then the kien heng, walk past, i grabbed his leg, then he hold the drink in his hand and then jump here and there almost fall. lol! then tim ang start throwing stuff at him. then he PMS, start throwing back, then i run to him and smack him and run away, lol! Then we kachao mattheus and others also.
And what we see, later, sarah chong and Fee walk past, then gaoler angel form go block them. And behind came the suupaa ThunderBird!

He like take his trolly, carry in his hands, press at his chest then he sturggle to move his mass towards our class. Then i heard someone like "Don't tell me hes our invigilator"
Then, touch wood, or rather, luck be on our side. He stopped at our class, kneel on the floor. He took out scissors and start cutting up tape to stick on a paper saying " Please keep your wallet and handphone in your locker" and stick it on the door, thats like, wtf? i went to look at him through the door window and saw his square face looking back at me like some spastic obese baby with disproportionedly big eyes. Later we enter, all laughing at him of course, he say what, i have to count the tables in his incredibly joke voice. Then he start counting the tables, and said "WAIT~~" in this high pitch voice and counted another set of table. i think was because of aakash. Then he say, " ok there is still time, let me pass out this lovely strings" a joke.

He went around passing then looked at the clock, then suddenly shout " Parallex Error!!" omg!. Then he put his hands together then stand in front of the clock in a straight line. seconds later" you may begin" Then when i was reading the lit passage, i saw him take out his jinglin handphone --" ding ding" ok, i want him as my teacher.
The lit passage was PRON, ok, i give sample:

" the smell of the fruit filled the house; it invaded her nose and made her salivate with desire.
Through a large slit in one of them, she could see the rich creamy softness of the durian flesh.
An overpowering desire to taste this flesh drew her swiftly to the fruit; she squatted down.
She pushed her small fingers inside the slit and scooped out a portion of the tasty stuff.
A mixture of joy and terror made ehr small body quiver.
She brought her fingers into her mouth and visibly thrilled at the deliciousness of the durian.
Her fingers shot into the slit again and brought out more soft golden flesh which she devoured just as greedily".

This part is suggestive if u follow the above quotes:
"She was full of full of nervous expectation.
awkwardly twisted a corner of her dress
began to cry in her small voice."

and this part is like sadism, BDSM.
"aunt and Chuan Chuan watched with tight smiles of vindictive triumph"
"wicked gleam in Chuan Chuan's eyes"

and later in the passage:
" a tremedous retching sound, and then the mess flew from her mouth, splattered on the front of her dress and tickled down her legs to the floor."

besides this, there was also alot of domination and such that suggested BDSM. seriously, the write might have been tim neo had it not been so well written and indirectly suggestive.
I am quite sure the write seriously is suggesting something of the sorts though his story is not related. but then la, i think i will score like 50-60 for the lit la, im like, canot think at all la. Sian.

For more information on people with such Fetish like Tim Neo. Check out
BDSM. Warning-If u have allegy to nudity, leather, chains, whips, man, woman, vulgarities or any obscene materials and links please do not attend to his link as you may invoke the personality of Jack Tay upon urself.


Tim Neo personality:"Sadism and masochism, in the sense, describe psychiatric disorders characterized by feelings of sexual pleasure or gratification when inflicting suffering or having it inflicted upon the self, respectively" by Wikipedia.

btw, its last exam 2mr! wheeee! so, what are we gonna do 2mr.

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tEhs Hawtness
12:29 AM


Monday, October 8, 2007


Quote of the Fortnight

This is Real!
On msn, Harold told martius



"Hello... sorry about the irritation... i will try never to do that in the future ok..? thanks for unblocking me it means a lot. Thanks for everything you have had to put up with.. I know and acknowledge that i am and was an asshole and i will not be one anymore, as far as possible... so can we be friends and quit ridiculing each other... please? I know this sounds cheesy, but it is a start..." by Harold the horse



Please refrain from showing him or telling him of this quote, he might sabo and there goes the muimui and TJ the Man.

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tEhs Hawtness
4:33 AM


Sunday, October 7, 2007


Phar quu

its eng paper 2 and history today

Eng was, nobody friggin cares. but i find the passage b questions rather confusing, but i was left with half an hour of free time after i completed the paper and was forced to watch tiannies latest masterpiece; His oh-so-cutesie shoes.
On msn:....
Wenyi: tianyi+amelia oh hor tianyi naughty boy
Tianyi: we are best friends!

Now that i realised, i think he just went her house, both secretly sit down on the bed, i laugh here u laugh there, i joke u joke, i smile, u smile, i stare, u stare, i stick out tongue u stick out tongue, * some actions with the tongue* i poke u rub, i pop, u "aaaaahhh!"

Then of cos, after that they drew on each other shoes, as a memory of that "fateful day i lost my cherry"


History was almost fun, yar, the challenge and " wow im owning" feeling, i dint get that of cos, i would most prob get like 75, yea, around there.

Well the recess was fun, of cos, i am the source.

Quotes:

Wenyi: " u pakis pinoy"
*points to st john anderson* " bush fury"
* points to lim boon keng* " martius lim"
and
*points to picture of a old man drew on wood* " Hen Tai"

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tEhs Hawtness
11:25 PM




If you are happy and u know it imagine

Ok, if u are feeling down or need something to cheer u up.

Imagine muimui in skin tight gymnast outfit, the spare tyres straining to overcome the tightness of the material. His twin peaks forcing to impress the crowds with its glutinous mass while his neat and spanky rear glows in all its glory. Twirling and dancing, mui would prance around the theartre under the show titled SwanLake. i think it is best to leave the view from down under to your most vivid imagination which knows no bounds.

Maybe the marriage of TangTang and Lsk might cheer u up somewhat. TJ in the gleaming bride gown as he glided down the steps of a hindu temple. With eyelashes thicker than his belt, he smiled, waiting for his lover, LSK to finish combing his gallant hairstyle.
As the ceremony begins, they served tea to each others parents.

Lsk mother:" Yes, yes, what a lovely woman"
TJ:" i no speaks bestest engrish"

TJ Dad:" 帅气!好英俊!"
LSK: " I am very sorry to inform you that my understanding of the chinese language is not up to standard, please accept my most sincere apology"

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tEhs Hawtness
9:10 AM




Jolin Tsai!

Heres some scans of jolin tsai from the mag CITTA BELLA. Please ignore the watermark, i have no choice but not to waste my money on converters when ppl can hack them. Anyway, the watermark doesn't really spoil the pic, so bear with it.












tell me shes not hot
credit: citta bella magazine, my scanner, the crappy universal document converter.


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tEhs Hawtness
1:56 AM




Phar quu

ok, today and yesterday were all not much.
yesterday was just pure slacking and today i mugged history, omg, i think i can get A this time. maybe hmmmm.

If u overmug there might be a very high chance of u mutating into a Nerd.
tEhs Hawtness
1:19 AM


Friday, October 5, 2007


Trends

The latest trend is the two words " Phar quu"
It is a form of "抚蓝刻"

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tEhs Hawtness
9:58 AM




Random quotes

"...i hav' hypertension eu kno'..." by HiokMui.

MuiMui can be classified under Furries and he is know to perform Beastiality.



"...三次警告的话,我会带你去 都嘚 哦恩 哦飞斯!" by TangTang (Hint: he's talking about someone higher position than him.)

Remeber to visit PermaVirgin for more information on the species of TJ the Man.

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tEhs Hawtness
1:16 AM






Its chinese exam today, fruitless efforts by TangTang might have finally revealed its uselfulness. Unfortunetly, i learned nothing.



The paper one was seriously cheating. We had dictionary la! then i writing so easy

la, all the words just open the dictionary! i think i wont do badly for paper 1. Tj dint teach me the format, i learned myself

Paper 2 was like i dunno whether this correct anot. so i dont think i can score very high la, but, nvm, listening and oral can cover up the mark loss.



Please visit TJ the man for more information about my chinese teacher. Tang Tang is grouped under PermaVirgin, a subdiv of virgin.

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tEhs Hawtness
12:56 AM


Wednesday, October 3, 2007




Today was geog and eng exam

Eng exam halfway, Enter the thunderbird. Thats it, the moment his pale, circle eyed face came in, we started laughing. Then he walk around, with his internationally recognised sexy hair.

So, he took an empty chair from my right side to put on my left side, and he sat down. Took out his handphone with probably more than 5 key chains, its friggin jingling, and started smsing/playing handphone games. i was like, wut da far keuu.
Then someone asked for paper, he jumped from his seat and started running to get paper for the guy( hes some 40+ ghey fatty)
Later, he was walking all around the class, every time he reached a corner, he would spin 180 degrees around, like, turn around without lifting or moving the leg, just pivoting on the sole of the shoe. Then i realised he was wearing slippers...with tailor pants and shirt. what kind of fashion trend. im telling u, everyone was laughing, it was exam summore.

Then the recess dont even have time, thunderbird release us late then go library study, 1 hr become 30 mins, how sad la. Then back to class, see what? see ion ho.
then the geog paper was suppose to be dam easy la, i think i section B get half wrong la, the section B harder than section C. lol. i think i goona get like 68 or something, next time, tima will not come my house to waste time anymore -.-

Maybe tima will PMS if he reads this. hehehehe

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tEhs Hawtness
11:20 PM




Far Keuu

Today is another dumb day. Since theres exam, so alot of free periods, but, its like, alot people screaming and running la. Then the volleyball fly around, hit the head, hit the,
"IRON STOMACHE IRON CHEST, IRON BREAST, IRON BUTT" by JHuang
Then hit the Neo face, then he almost Pms, its a wonder the ball dint lost its grip due to coating of oily secretions.
Tang jie lesson was fun, my new skill with Kancho! was experimented. More strength and longer duration, before, it was poke, now, its poke, and Drill. Then the junyong go kancho me, wat da far keuu. i sat and waited for 1 min before the pain went away.
Mattheus has grown even more insecure and arrogant than usual. i went to block his eyes, everytime he would hit me, a failure of course. Then like, after alot of times, i block, he hit, then he say " You suck la!".
The outcome might have been abit too shocking for his puny mind to comprehend.

To know even more about kancho after attending to the above link, please go to one of the Official website for more information. Please note that this fantastic tradition is performed the the ghey Naruto. Please note that if you are a naruto fan boy accessing this page, be more open and enjoy the improper humour, dont be a Jack Tay.

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tEhs Hawtness
9:36 AM




Quote of the day

Phay:" Shaddup la! you and Aric also right?"
Sarah chong* turns to look*
Phay:" No madam, i dint say that"




Phay is a big fan of My Chemcial Romance, please do not attend to this link if you are paranoid as JACK TAY or have hypertension.

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tEhs Hawtness
2:31 AM


Tuesday, October 2, 2007


Animals

HAROLD-

He was named by the E-G-O as the horse, the side of the face like a horse. there is constant drooling of his nose and his ear is censored after being mistaken by the dog for dinner.
He is susupected to be having a scandalous affair with miin tong.

"cowgirl ride horse" by Taro

Named Harold xia ( harold seah) by the Geeking, and called him a prawnstar, a failure of pronstar.

Horse+ shrimp= Seahorse

His Father is a horse and eeur mar dar is a shrimp.
He was named the Seahorse condom shortly afterwards

Instructions: insert the pole into the buccal cavity, and insert the scalp into the canal of lust and desire, commanding to tighten the grip is not required as seahorse breath by opening and closing their mouth.--It is unknown if he is a studded condom.

Neeeeigggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Harold can be classified under a form of Furry (Enter at your own risk)

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tEhs Hawtness
8:48 PM




Picture of the month

Dead or Alive

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tEhs Hawtness
8:30 AM




Picture of the month

Dead or Alive

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tEhs Hawtness
8:30 AM




Quote of the day

"..hole in my pocket.." by Taro

Do you want to become an hero?

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tEhs Hawtness
8:21 AM




Wenyi has a new blog.

ok ive got a blog, isnt it amazing, wenyi has a blog!

what did we do in school today?
lol! alot of free periods, surf ED o.O And then, the geog, same, so boring la! Can go scat taro, air rifle. Then can see the Tim Neo, sit in a corner, whenever u go there, he shut the com, so secretive... i wonder what is going on. I heard he is reading the GREEK bible LOL. Then the ISO, i thought today finally have free period la, then the andrew father come in cock here cock there. then the whole class so quiet, next time put mouse trap, watch him die - sadist-
Then the mui also got blessings from jeebus, he give free period!

Quote of the week:
"CUMFART

'After one cums in their partners ass, their partner proceeds to fart. This usually ends up causing a bit of a splatter, and sometimes a neat sound effect.'
'Farting (or squeezing) the semen out of the anus after receiving an anal creampie.' "
Credits to ED and wikipedia.

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tEhs Hawtness
4:17 AM