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Friday, January 11, 2008


Quotes

Quote of the week.


" Eyebrows"

-jiantard.

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tEhs Hawtness
9:19 AM




Your, irrestible face.

Havent blogged for a few days. Was too lazy, and had interesting events too.

Ok, and this is like 12:40 now and in 9 hours time i should be at the airpot to stone and wait for 1 hr to start checking, bullshitily too early.


So, erm, ok, Wednesday.

Yeah so we played socccer.

i forgot alot abt Weds.
So we saw tim ang trip and fall.
Then i was laughing at him, and continue playing, then go laugh at him, tim ang dont cry~.
Xin xin will be so sad.

ok so i went to him and hes still lyin dead on the floor, and i still smiled.


And OMFG when i saw him clearly.

His arm is like, twisted like, hmm.

Lol.

Then one bone bent, then one bone broken.

So i had nothing to do, so i just squat on top of him, sweeping my tie on his face and said nothing.

I dont know what to say lol.

What a thing, he dint cry. It looks painful.
Very painful.

His arm is like 70 degrees out of shape.

And come the hero of the day

Tim ng.


Run run run.

" arh eeuu oh kay? dunn move kayx?"

lol wtf joke tim ng.

Tim angs savior, yeah and Sec 1s called the ambulance, i heard them lol, arguing.

" Isit 999? or 991?"

" No la its 995."
"I thought its 999?"
" Thats police la!"
"Really meh"
" Call police come here for what?"
"ha ha ha"

wtf?

Then the ambulance came 15 mins, 5 mins earlier than i predicted.

Then over the time all the PE teachers only. And Cao HuiHui. came to look. Then alot ppl come here and say" Shit, omg, sick "

Ya thats and i dont rmb much for that day la.


Next day, thursday.

All that i really rmb that is significant.


Haircut, the stupid halaa pork barber shave like some fat noob leave scrap of hair all over my face, shirt and hair and comb with some shittly stinky brush with Samson's hair odour.

And made me smell like samson.

And everytime i scratch my head got hair stuck in my nail.
wtf?

And the second significant thing is training of cos.


Han..


ok nvm

So went to training, oh yes oh yes oh yes! who i see, omg omg OMG

i dint see for like 2 weeks!!! im soooo erm. ok la, OK la.

Then the hair is like, erm, somehow, was more thin at the sides, which doesnt help to make the person any less adorable.

So wtf? we had to do, 10 ROUNDS FOR WARM UP.

Whats luck is that, somehow me and 3/4 of the group can run 1 round break 1.

And thats so dam slack.

Jiehui came training o.o

Then as usual, 20+ sec 1.

Talk abt few weeks later, become 10, next month, left 3. all quit track.

Stupid nooblets canot take the training.

I have to admit its mad tho.


After warm ups, HOLY 20 400M.

omg omfg.

10 10 2 sets i heard omfg.

In the end, we only did 10 one shot lol.

For some reason, prob cos i dint sleep at 5 am, i was able to keep up for 5 or 6 rounds, with the first group omg.

After i just gave up and got caught up by 2nd group lol.

Then the stupid losers hockey.

BLOCK TRACK

Stand on the lane 1 2 3.

Fking hell, Trackers take the track stupid losers.

TRACKERS, get it, we take the lanes we want, you stupid losers who train once per week have no significance at all, go win the 8th position for a record please. go friggin run on lane 8 somewhere so that dont place your stupid loser ass and block everyone.

just stand there, then Loh was shouting, Off The Track, they stone there, look at the runners, and stare, runners shout, get off dont block.



* Stare*

and we bang into them and knock them lol

But thats so screw up training la

-waste energy
-take up time
-more tiring
-Which makes the interval rest insufficient
-Which in turn causes the other sets harder to complete
-which might result in unable to compelte the training
-Result in them getting called Losers.
-And the realisation that they are seriously Losers.



And after that someone else block.

Loh was like,

" Get Off The Track, "

*Swings his hand*

" Fuck You"



LOL then we were like wide eyes.

Aint the first time tho.

Oh then we went to do 50m *__*
NUU I DINT BRING SPIKES


zz.

So then Cross suppose to join track training cos Lawrence ang is quitting.

But some new cross teacher dont agree.

Then tim ng was like angry.

Then come to us.

Farhan" sir my teacher wants to collect the Sports injury form, do i give you? but she wants to collect it, what can i do?"

Tim ng" Ask the Bitch to give me"

Thats prob the first time i heard him say something like that, well but, who cares.
Dont they all, Sec 2 beginning i heard them saying vulgar stuff in the office then after that.

Stare at me

" Got student here leh"

LOL


Oh and, oh.


That person is soooooooo omg, now, i cant stop learning chinese, omg.

Come into my embrace, i want to feel your warmth.




So ok, TODAY


HAHAHE9AWFONWAIGHPAWN

LAST DAY BEFORE OEP


WE WILL GO TO CHANGMAI TO SEE THAILAND SLUTS WITH GREEN EYELINERS OVER SLANTED MATTHEUS STYLE EYES.

Sho kyoot?

Btw i saw the Year book on chang mai OEP then saw the top school students.

Actually, to my horrible suprise.

Those girls, AINT UGLY!

YES

lol.

Of cos 3/4 are not up to standard.

But those pretty ones, most likely surpass ours.


So ok, we today did what.

Nothing much actually.

OH OH LOL.

I was sitting there waiting for my mom, and was dam sian, take so long.

Then suddenly, out of nowhere, this 2 girls come to sit beside me.

" Hi, whats your name?"
" er,"
"Whats your name?"
" why?"
" We would like to talk to you"
" er ok, wenyi"


and blah blah, what year and sht and my religion.

AND

THEY TLAKED ABT FRIGGIN GOD

URhfigeapkjnthue4i-2o1[RPLFEKMEHGJUITFROpeld,;fkhjntguIT0R2
O[Qpw



so go on and on abt the gospel how they are christians and blah blah.

After like so long.

" Why dont you just go find somewhere else to talk to..."
" We have specially chosen you, God.." whatever whatever.

So i say i dont want to talk abt god.

And they came on abt this story.

They talked about sheeps.



" The shepherd had 1000 sheeps, one day 1 of the 1000 sheeps got missing, and the shepherd went all he could to look for that one sheep not caring the 999 other sheeps.
THIS is how god is like, you are precious to him, he will do all he can to get your attention to get you."

Oh and fk you, so god is now a irresponsible dickhead who will willingly toss away 999 lives to save 1 person.

The only god is wenyi, now just bow before and suck my dick.



According to stinking fatness

Vejay rekka had sent those to talk to me

Quote-

"Wenyi"

" Atheist."
" i have to talk to you soon"

Yes, so she sent those horrible china 881 to perform some failed propaganda on me.

Please, samuel does a better job at that by being persistant and horribly annoying saying that god exsists and whatever fk.

quote from the 881

" Why can you read a history textbook and belive it?"
"and not believe it when you read the bible?"

Well fk you, to me the bible is a fantasy where you wank with emo ppl, go watch tangjie wank his ass.

Yea and so and so.





Come, just, abit more, that little bit, closer to me.

I can see your lips, sexily protruded.

Your Eyebrows so delicately drawn to add in with your features.

Resulting in a magnificent phenomenon to look upon.

A pleasure to the eyes.


*Smooch*

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tEhs Hawtness
8:39 AM


Monday, January 7, 2008


ACS(I)

Guess what? saw on channel 8 news, ACS(I) top scores in the World, ranked third, so and so.

Then Drong was talking LOL!
ON TV: " I am very very proud.........blah blah"

So what i saw when i woke up this morning?


ACS(I)

The strats times, ON FRONT PAGE.

OMG



" ACS(I) among world"s best in IB exams

-Students average score, overall pass rate are tops-

ANGLO-CHINESE School (Independent) students taking the international Baccalaureate (IB) examinations for the first time have produced results that are among the best in the world.
Nine obtained the perfect score of 45, making up almost half of only 20 candidates worldwide with that score.Abou 5500 took the examinations around the world last November.
ACS(I) is the first Singapore school to offer the IB in place of the A leves.The new School of the Arts will also offer it."


ok and blah blah blah abt how IB started and the girls from MGS and St. Nicks speak.

Flip the page, on HOME section, Front Page:


" Cacner relapse but ACS(I) boy still gets perfect score in IB"

-Braving surgery and treatments for first half of year, he pushed on, studying from home-"

Ya and so on, and this whole page is ACS(I).





The standard is going to be soo friggin high next year.


And this stuff is probably on every other newspaper there is.
tEhs Hawtness
10:25 PM




For the Love of Drong.

Then the weekend is over.

So school.

yes went to class, key with jian tard.

Then he never lock after going to assembly.
Go ask him why nv lock, he go pms.

So today consists of tits sex and moar tits sex.

Chinese was good.

Cao huihui knows how to get attention, i mean, at least his lessons are interesting.

Look at the Chem, i feel like failing chem.

Social studies was great too, the teacher is good, the lesson was good.
So what, yes yoon, about the same ok, same boring.


So i think Cao huihui is cool, with his rainbow colored shirt.


" sir we are waiting outside because we are not taking literature"

" Hahaha Take Care."

LOL

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


And blah blah blah, IB result.

Yes yes ACSI top few in the world.


Wow lol, 38-40 applicable for cambridge. oxford.

40< applicable for stamford and all those top Unis.


53% 40 and above o.O

Ya and i wont like to elaborate on the details, go read the newspaper.


So we got holiday! whee!



2 girls 1 cup.

its a hot vid, its good porn, watch it.



2 girls 1 cup



Guess what i saw in magazine? Ayus Bdae! but i wonder whats so great lol, it means shes getting older. Well but shes still pretty as always!


And i mean pretty, really pretty, own all the other little sluts exposing their intimate areas.




















BLOODTHIRST RAMPAGE MORTALSTRIKE



OMFG

PEW PEW PEW!



LOLZ CRITZ!
tEhs Hawtness
1:07 AM


Thursday, January 3, 2008


Graphical Sensation Of This Season.

Sooo, this will be the first! The picture for Spring 2008. Hmm, since i wont post explict materials, thats as far as i go. Of cos, i have much more better ones, but, not meant for the publics.






Note that local girls do not have such qualities, so, you can attempt to guess her nationality.

Remeber to enlarge for better viewing and more hawneeness.
























Stop whanking...

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tEhs Hawtness
11:39 PM




Picture of the month.

So, heres the for January!






Is that supposed to be sweet?

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tEhs Hawtness
11:32 PM




Mudkipz

Quote of the day.

" That guy looks like Squidwork"

*whips out camera phone*

-Tim ang.


Greg loh:" What interests you in Geography?"

" Squids"

- by someone~




So here we have a new guy, Say hi to,

Squidwork!

(might get the picture if i have it)


Oh, wish you a nice year ahead to:

Jiantard.

Bentiong.



Targets Locked

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tEhs Hawtness
11:26 PM